Patrick

19 year old virgin, nice guy, but he always owes everyone money.
Person 1: Remember that time patrick got laid?
Everyone: No.
by Hux420 January 11, 2018
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Patrick is probably the most manipulative, annoying, mean, cruel, caring, hateful, and terrible person you might meet. Hopefully you dont meet them because of the reasons before.
"Yo Patrick shut up!"
by Yoursogaylol June 27, 2020
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Patrick

Quite being such a Patrick
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a total douche who is so whipped by his lame ass girlfriend that he deserts his friends and strips for her over the internet
- doesn't know how to spell
- premature ejaculater
- can't draw
- all around dumbass
- moocher
Johnny spell California
Kaliphona
you're such a freakin' Patrick
by Debbie Murry January 22, 2009
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"oh, man I was so pissed off when i found out I had Patricked her..."
by BizarroTravis February 07, 2008
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Patrick

A stupidhead. Stupidstupidstupid head who secretly likes men and accidently calls his girlfriend frank when they have sex. Repeatedly. Usually has a small dick, with no sexual skills whatsoever. Can barely take two steps without falling over from being such a moron
"Wow. That guy was such a patrick."
"Oh, i'm so sorry."
by Scotchy23412341234 April 17, 2009
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A gay leprechaun who wears $400 Prada sunglasses and plays baseball...which means he is a douchebag. He thinks that he gets alot of girls but everyone thinks he is gay.
"omg i love your shoes"
patrick
by cullen596 February 24, 2009
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