Crabbage Patch

A human's genital area that appears to itch or have an itchy situation occurring; possibly due to crabs, other STDs, or simply adjusting oneself too often in public.

That dude was scratching his crabbage patch the whole time he was shopping.

by Dietheinknurse March 28, 2017

z patch

Avoiding the office d-bag when he asks you to go out to smoke

Hey Brian, tryin to go down for a smoke?

uuhmmm? no, i'm trying to quit...got my z patch on

by ezdoesit2me October 21, 2008

Blood Patch

When you have sex with a girl on her period for the first time.

: I earned my blood patch when I was only 15!

by Princes peach818 November 20, 2016

sun patch

When a person is spanked in the ass so hard that it stays red for several days.

If it's darker purple, see jelly stain.

"I heard Gonzo got a Sun Patch from Rosie O'Donnell at the VMA's last night"
"Dude, what a nut gobbler!"

by FunestoCartel September 16, 2006

Vaggie Patch

vagina

That girl has a tight vaggie patch.

by lbrookeo March 18, 2009

Sour Patched

When you open a brandnew box of Sour Patch Kids to only find one piece inside.

I just bought this brandnew box of Sour Patch Kids and I got Sour Patched.

by codycodycodyhhh August 12, 2011

peach patch

when someone tries to grow a beard but can't

xander is trying to grow a beard, but it's coming as a peach patch

by peachpatcher October 6, 2017