Ridge Paste

Sweaty paste build up along the ridge of your helm

"Come over here flick some of this foul smelling ridge paste from my tip

by Albertbighelm August 1, 2007

Paste-for-Brains

An insult that is not, of course, implying that the person on the receiving end of said insult has a brain that is held together by paste. It is just another way of calling somebody 'stupid'.

Carl: Well, how was I supposed to know that the coffee was scalding hot?

Pete: You made the coffee, paste-for-brains.

by Diggity Monkeez January 25, 2005

Paste the squirrel

to throw a used, filled up condom at a squirrel.

We pasted that squirrel to get rid of the evidence when the toilet clogged up.

by Nick February 7, 2004

jizz paste

Get a tooth paste bottle then empty it, after that fill it with jizz then give it to someone and they will have jizz on their toothbrush and teeth

I just gave my ex girlfriend some jizz paste

by That dud July 2, 2017

tire paste

Pasting used to mount and remove tires, also known as rubber lubricant

Person 1: Hey mel got any of that smooth tire paste for mah car?

Person 3: Yea, just came in, it's gonna go on nice

by Spaceman_Spiff May 14, 2009

airline paste

Semen found in an airline toilet

"Fuck, i just sat in airline Paste"

by rasputin July 17, 2003

In The Past Tense

To kill or end something completely, typically in a very absolute and forceful way.

When that burglar broke into my house last week, the ol' 1911 put him in the past tense.

by Exhausted Sigh November 30, 2021