paranoia

Having a memory involving something dark and repressed and sweating profusely whilst you wonder just who else knows.

A free floating fear or anxiety that will latch onto just about anything.

Paranoid psychosis, a.k.a. 3 joints too quickly.

by dj_monged August 14, 2004

Facebook Ego Paranoia

When you become so paranoid that someone on facebook is talking bad about you, you start to believe every post is a stab at you. Your "friends" instigate retaliation and you become obsessed with trashing this person in order to save your own reputation, which in fact you begin to destroy on your own through your increasing paranoia.

Dude that guy is suffering from Facebook Ego Paranoia. He thinks every post that girl makes is a shot at him, when I know her and it's soooo not! What the hell? He is posting shit blogs all over the internet, trying to dig up dirt on her and destroy her reputation. He even went so far as to hack her phone and computer. Freak!!

Pretty funny because this girl never made a single shot and his friends made him so paranoid it actually changed his personality. What makes it even more amusing is she really she doesn't give a shit what he writes or what his friends think since they all are the cesspool of society anyway.

by Do u suffer from FEP? November 10, 2009

paranoia

The uneasy feeling you get when dogs start shouting "Poof" at you, and cars racing through puddles shout "Twat" - (British slang for female genitalia)

by Space_monkey the 1st April 1, 2003

paranoial activity

from the book of senses.

This refers to the general feeling of being high on marijuana.meaning when a person gets really high they start to get paranoid but still keep it inside them and continue their activities.

god:" how you feeling my child"

Nik:" just some paranoial activity,you know smoking the stuff you gave me."

by Nik Armi January 28, 2010

paranoidal-plagarist-skitzoid

is a person who thinks everyone is taking behind his back but thinks he said it first

paranoidal-plagarist-skitzoid argues that the great works of Shakespeae are plagarized from his own works and he is really Sir Francis Bacon, incarnate.

by BlogOneDos May 27, 2007

Paranoid packaging

The kind of packageing that when you try to remove it you realize the manufacturer was paranoid in creating the design. In other words the packaging is practacally impossible to remove and therefore the manufacturer is afraid someone will get to the product in the store before purchase. But you can't get the wrapping or packaging off the product yourself after purchase with out detonation of a nuke. So you just get look at your new thingie through the pretty package.

Mattel is using more paranoid packaging. Have you seen the new Barbie? Getting her out of the box is like trying to free her from bondage.

by Reddeb92503 January 4, 2011

Paranoid Rectitus

A mental disorder characterized by people thinking that everyone else thinks they are shittyl

One who suffers from Paranoid Rectitus might say..."You're OK but everyone thinks I'm a shit."

by av84fun June 28, 2012