Bi-pad

A term coined by Steffi.
A serious committed relationship or marriage where two people decide to have separate residences.

“Bi” means two and “pad” is a 60’s slang term for a place to live, ala “bi-pad.”

“I’m looking for a bi-pad relationship.”
“We are bi-padders. I’ve got my place and he’s got his.”
“I love living alone so I choose to be a bi-padder.”
“Bi-padding is the best because you don’t deal with all the day-to-day B.S.!”

by Kharmalicious June 25, 2022

poop pads

The diapers older men wear when they are too old to make it to the bathroom in time.

Yeah, my great grandpa needs to use poop pads daily.

by linkybinky June 07, 2014

Heater pad

a small safe for your handgun

A pad (think apartment or safe) for your heater (Handgun)

what are you going to do now that you have a baby

I will just get a heater pad

by E-Mag June 26, 2010

Promotion pads

Knee Pads

He/she had to wear out multiple sets of promotion pads to get that job.

by Wskrbzkt February 25, 2019

Boomer pad

A tablet, especially an iPad, particularly when used for any task that you can do perfectly well with a cell phone.

"Jesus Christ, look at that woman taking a photo of the Grand Canyon with her Boomer pad."

by Jay Dubya Bee June 30, 2021

cherry pad

A young girls first maxi pad.

I opened the trash can and I saw Sally’s cherry pad, and I knew she became a woman.

by Johnny Terabyte September 28, 2019

on that lily pad

On that lily pad means to be high. Lily pad is referring to reefer, weed, trees, ganja, dank, or any other term referring to marijuana.

Lil Wayne: I'm on that lily pad real bad cuz I'm blowin like a ceiling fan

Why are you're eyes so red??

I'm on that lily pad real bad (laughs)

by chickita fricken nikita May 31, 2011