The state of semi-consciousness where one is alternately reading and napping. The person sleep-reading typically has only slight responsiveness to external stimulation or provocation owing to either their sleep state or to their pre-occupation with their reading.
by Sleap Reeder May 17, 2021

Aaron Read is a 4ft beta male who likes McDonald's, he has no friend's apart from Americans and 6ft alph male Rylie King
by VeryLargeMan December 8, 2019

ZombieDwarf: Cmon Wallace read the room
Wallace: No ZombieDwarf its read the mood
ZombieDwarf: ok sorry wallace you are right like usual
Wallace: No ZombieDwarf its read the mood
ZombieDwarf: ok sorry wallace you are right like usual
by Readthemoodnotreadthemood September 2, 2021

A term for masturbation.
by A term for masturbation October 10, 2015

Person 1: "I just finished the Harry Potter book, broh!"
Person 2: "Dayum, you're such a reading lion!"
Person 2: "Dayum, you're such a reading lion!"
by Fredrik James February 10, 2021

Basically the crustiest fever you’ll ever experience caused by piss bottles shit bags and gazebo legs being repeatedly thundercunted at your tent at Reading
“Mate Ive just been at Reading”
“How was it”
“Decent but I feel like someones jammed a fat pulsating cock down my throat”
“Shit you might be coming down with Reading Flu”
“How was it”
“Decent but I feel like someones jammed a fat pulsating cock down my throat”
“Shit you might be coming down with Reading Flu”
by GuruOfTerminology August 31, 2022

by succmydicc February 16, 2018
