office gimp

Someone who gets bitch-whipped at work

Tom is an office gimp. I feel like such an office gimp.

by pop_daug November 21, 2013

office pop

When you have to masturbate at work

Ryan keeps talking bout pussy grip. Man I'm so hard I have to do an office pop

by Liluzisquirt August 17, 2017

office booty

Adjective. A girl who works in the office too long and from sitting a lot, gets a large but attractive ass.

That girl, kim, on the 2nd floor has very nice "office booty".

by evilvillans March 10, 2007

Officer Ricky

Rapper Rick Ross' new rap name after being exposed for being a correctional officer in his past but still rapping about being the biggest drug dealer in Miami. Made popular by rapper 50 cent in the song "Tia Told Me"

50:Damn officer rickyyyyyyy!!!
Officer Ricky:Rawse!!

by Burnaman February 25, 2009

Office Boil

A co-worker or boss who pops up out of nowhere and is a real pain in the ass each time he or she does.

Ted: "Look out, here comes Steve, the office manager."

John: "OMG, you are right it is the old office boil himself."

by kinglimey August 18, 2008

shit office

A poor, suboptimal office. According to the short film, "The House that Drips Blood on Alex", a shit office does not exist.

There is no such thing as a shit office Thomas!

by aren55555 December 2, 2010

office judo

The art of turning the aggressive momentum of a colleague towards himself or a common goal.

Becky stormed in with her TPS cover sheet bullshit but after five minutes found herself getting coffee for everyone. It was all because of Jane, she has a black belt in office judo.

by Vatu November 16, 2018