No Offense

A phrase someone uses to not offend someone when someone says something mean of hurtful. It literally makes the person feel offended.

Lily: No offense, Allie, but your annoying.
Allie: Well, offense taken!

by Astr0n0va December 5, 2017

Sex Offender Status Hot

When looking to get laid you meet a female who happens to be 17-years-old but due to her age one must decide whether she is hot enough to possibly become labeled a Sex Offender.

Wyatt - "I have this girl who wants my D but she is 17. What do I do?"

Gabe - "Is she Sex Offender Status Hot?"

Wyatt - "I mean, she is kind of pretty but not sex offender hot pretty."

by 7O01 FOS February 6, 2019

Casually Offensive Meme

This is a meme account that makes gay xboxnigerians follow James Charles on every peice of social media

Mom: Son stop playing on your xbox
Son: No im making relationship
(Some gay nigga comes in room)
Some stranger:"Whats up lets fuck"
Son and stranger: thx Casually Offensive Meme

by Readong/Stacks May 15, 2019

liam offer

The type of Liam who would offer.... Just kidding this guy is a hunk of sexiness that cannot be contained. He also gave a kick-ass speech that should've won him the election. He is "the big right" most of the time. He "touches" people all the time with a very thin shaft called a foil. An all around attractive male.

Dude, Liam is going to Offer...
LIAM OFFER????

by anonymous April 10, 2019

Low key offended

When you are inwardly offended by something minor but don't want to say you're offended and make a big deal. Sometimes you'll make a sarcastic, passive aggressive comment to express you're offended but generally you recover from being low key offended instantly after you feel it.

I was low key offended that Barbara didn't tell me she was going for a coffee.

by gbag84 November 13, 2018

Ran the Princeton Offense

Another term for anal sex. Princeton basketball is famous for running an offense that enables them to get back door lay up 2 point baskets.

We decided against traditional sex last night and instead we ran the Princeton offense.

I spread it out and Ran the Princeton offense.

by ponzi_joe July 17, 2013

offert

A term used by retarded Latin Americans in the MMORPG game "Maplestory", to make you give them an offer on whatever they are trying to sell.

Another way to say "offer it".

Retarded Latin American guy in Maplestory (Guy 1): -"Hey, wanna buy my wooden sword, or whatever the fuck this shit is?"

Lvl 8 magician/Trashnoob (Guy 2): -"Yes plz!! how much?"

Retarded Latin American guy in Maplestory (Guy 1): -"Offert"

Lvl 8 magician/Trashnoob (Guy 2): -"No, you offert"

Retarded Latin American guy in Maplestory (Guy 1): -"ok, you're mum!! JAJAJAJAJJAJA XDDDD"

Lvl 8 magician/Trashnoob (Guy 2): -"fu racist noob"

by Horungen December 3, 2013