Not to be confused with the total amount of people you've shared sexual relations, the Nookie Number is exclusive to vaginal/anal penetration. Only those rated above a "6" on the universal scale should be present on this list.
JA: What's your Nookie Number standing at?
DE: Seventeen as of last night. I hooked up with an attractive young lady at the frat party.
JA: What would you give her out of ten?
DE: She was a solid eight, bro.
DE: Seventeen as of last night. I hooked up with an attractive young lady at the frat party.
JA: What would you give her out of ten?
DE: She was a solid eight, bro.
by DEpps February 1, 2010
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Luan: yo peter, you're my number one now.
Peter: What about Pat?
Luan: Man that skank ahh nig aint nothin but a bitch
Peter: Thank you luan, i'll do my best.
Peter: What about Pat?
Luan: Man that skank ahh nig aint nothin but a bitch
Peter: Thank you luan, i'll do my best.
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