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Naked and Petrified 

Naked and Petrified is an Internet-based troll meme, nowadays usually associated with Natalie Portman. It (apparently) first started out via comments on the SegFault website, and was used regarding Mae Ling Mak, a Linux magazine columnist. Its origins may lie in the Rocky Horror Show, where the heroes were turned into naked statues.

After comments were disabled on SegFault, N+P moved over to Slashdot where it mated with some Natalie Portman related trolls and appeared in its present form.

It is also closely associated with hot grits a la "Natalie Portman, naked and petrified and covered in hot grits". Articles written in late 2000 accuse the Portmanified meme of being played out, but it was still a favourite almost five years later. Even in 2007 it still pops up now and then.
"Natalie Portman, naked and petrified and covered in hot grits"
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naked brothers band 

A small cluster of ten-year olds who sing about the love that they've never had. Most of their songs consist of words conveniently placed to rhyme, resulting in songs that use nonsensical, 'Yeah' and 'uhs!' excessively.

The show is produced with the general goal of making children think that they should start dating at six years old, and begin having children at fourteen.

The lead singer will become the future K-fed.

It is well known that listening to their prepubescent squeals will lead to blindness, epileptic seizures, brain explosions, and stunted growth.
The Naked Brothers Band can easily be recreated with a pack of howling monkeys and some out-of-tune instruments.

Nakedism 

A hobby in which a man/woman is naked at least fifty percent of the time.
Nakedism is awesome, you can let yourself run free.
Nakedism by Josh King October 29, 2007

The Naked Brothers Band 

The worst show on Nickelodeon! The band sucks!
The Naked Brothers Band by SloserS August 17, 2007

Jager Nuke

A Jager Nuke is where instead of placing a shot of Jagermeister in a glass of red bull you place a shot of red bull into a glass of Jägermeister. It's predominantly Australian.
Rodger: Hey, want a Jager Bomb?

Clinton: Dude you're weak, we don't do no Jager Bombs here, we do Jager Nukes! Now fuck off!
Jager Nuke by Eddyboi January 11, 2008

duke nukem 

duke nukem, our dinnertime source of entertainment!
duke nukem by Jason from B-Tec November 10, 2005

ass nuke 

an erregularly large shit, (15-30cms long) (15-30cms wide)
"holy shit! who dropped an ass nuke?
ass nuke by wheyhey October 2, 2007