An older term for the flashing lights on police car. Named because lights resemble an old-time candy machine.
by Chairman July 01, 2004
by just in time February 11, 2009
by Orius September 05, 2002
An virtual computer ran on your comptuter. Also used to test software that you don't want to install to your computer, and test malware
Guy1: I realy like MEMZ's payloads
Guy2: Me too
Computer Nerd: Hold up you want to test malware? Get a virtual machine
Guy2: Me too
Computer Nerd: Hold up you want to test malware? Get a virtual machine
by Realicanttellyou February 26, 2017
by resident of the space machine February 26, 2008
A general term for a female who looks like any specific animal, usually a horse or pig, and who often is an easy fuck, although nobody actually finds her attractive.
Bro 1 "dude i gotta get this nut off"
Bro 2 "dude call up that Rube Machine"
Bro 1 "idk man, she looks like a horse"
Bro 2 "dude call up that Rube Machine"
Bro 1 "idk man, she looks like a horse"
by tmullins181 December 11, 2010
1.) a person that can go on having sex for interminable amounts of time on end
2.) someone whom the women love and always want to have sex with
3.) me
2.) someone whom the women love and always want to have sex with
3.) me
mmm jack. You are such a sex machine. I wanna have sex with you all the time. Please eat me out and suck my tits. Can I give you a blowjob? Please have sex with me.
by jack January 25, 2004