juciy jousting

When after getting you and a friend's erection wet and imitate the act of jousting using your penis an the lance

"Dude Brian and Eric we're juciy jousting last night"

by Dignum April 25, 2019

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Urban jousting

When two (male) hobos run towards one another at top speed with their erect genitalia pointed in the direction of the other in an adversarial manner with the intent to injure or main the other in a display of dominance.

Look at that display of urban jousting on the street corner. Someone is going to get hurt.

by Yolofactor6 April 17, 2021

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tuna jousting

Tuna Jousting is the aggressive grinding of labia between two lesbians.

After an aggressive night of kissing, Tine and Jennifer decided to try some tuna jousting.

by RealLucid1 June 30, 2020

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Mattress Jousting

Yes, it is a game played in college frat parties but has nothing to do with actual jousting. It is the act of two male parteners who are clearly intoxicated partaking in the act of sword fighting (this is where the jousting comes from) with their wangs on a bed (mattress).

It is commonly used as a joke to people who are clearly uninformed about the slang term.

Frat boy: Hey, Jason, do you want to go mattress jousting later on tonight?
Jason: No, I'm not gay
Frat Boy: I am

John's Older Brother: Hey John have you ever gone mattress jousting?
John trying to be cool: Yeah me and steve mattress joust all the time its fun as hell
Steve: I always win
(Arguing over who wins when both are now labeled queers
John's older brother: Wow?

by ogwannabee July 27, 2009

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