Neilsen

A method, using the game slides to fulfill the desire to touch the female gender.

Pulling a Neilsen will not get you laid.

by Riceplate May 29, 2008

oh neil

Being a dickhead, and doing something funny and then after so saying "Oh Neil"

(Your friend falls over) you say "Oh Neil"

by Charlotte may louise April 13, 2017

a Neil

Having a wank in a public place, in honor of the radio presenter Neil Prendevile who did it while the plane was taxiing on the run-way.

Did you hear John had a neil on the bus?

ya that's fucking horrible.

by Cillit Bang 96 November 3, 2010

O'Neil

What he says goes.

I'm O'Neil and what I say goes.

by Daddy Chaddy May 18, 2020

Neil

shortarse, who uses wikipedia articles in a vain attempt to prove his wacky theories.

If you were any more wrong, you'd be neil

by imsol33t January 12, 2010

neil

One who takes stiff man pole in his butt

"Neil is a bit of a Neil"

by Vindaloostew December 15, 2008

neil

A guy that has very small nuts

neil has small nuts.

by Big Dick09 February 3, 2010