Mermaid

Is a mystical creature that's human, but from the waist down, has an aquatic tail, and bigger lungs for swimming in the ocean. Mermaid being (female), and Merman being (male). They were probably mistaken for manatees in ancient times.

The word is also used nowadays to describe people that completely love the beach, also known as a beach rat.

I once knew a mermaid, she loved sex on the beach.

by Shapeshifter89 February 2, 2014

Mormany

An item or place that has a morman relation.

These Idaho potatoes taste really mormany.

by Big Blue Bird2 November 27, 2009

marmaduking

Moping about all big and stupid like. Extreemly uncoordinated with the constant fear of falling or tripping over something. Sam Junker was marmaduking around after loosing a basketball game.

Sam Junker was marmaduking around after loosing a basketball game.

by The James Thompson September 16, 2014

ditch mermaid

One who swims in ditches and/or lives in ditches.
Ditch mermaids are normally found in ditches the have recently been filled with rain water.

A ditch mermaid randomly swimming in a rain filled hole of some sort, eh?

by Hannah Marie. July 17, 2007

Lady Marmalade

The creamy, viscous, schmear that accumulates in a ladies delicates after a day of happenstance titillation or arousal.

Billy: "Ew, what's that stuff in your sister's panties?!"

Johnny: "Gimmie those! Mom said that's just her lady marmalade. It's normal."

Billy: *takes note to smell some ASAP*

by Buster Grand January 5, 2022

mermaid handstand

when a woman does a handstand, then has her feet get tied together, then proceed with sexual acts

damn i tried to get ashley to do a mermaid handstand but she has no balance!

by Nick Garves May 29, 2011

Mormanillies

Years of interbreeding between Morman and Hillbillies in Nevada to achieve the lowest possible IQ.

Mormanillies are as follows: A girl gets her boyfriend to sell all his stuff in a yard sale so he can pay her rent. Girl does not work or have a job and he does not live with her. Then girl marries someone else.

People that dress up like cowboys to include boots, handkerchiefs, may or may not own a horse they cannot ride, and live in a run down trailer house.

by buzzlebee69 July 8, 2011