muffler

1. A mechanism put on cars to lower the intensity of the sound otherwise produced.
2. One who engages in licking a woman's vagina.
3. Quite possibly THE most fun word to say in the entire english language.

1. I took off the muffler on my car and now it doesn't sound like some pussy owns it anymore!
2. (some things are better left unsaid).
3. Say it like you mean it. Muff. lir. Muffler. MUFFLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by dragonlordsals July 19, 2004

Trump Muffler

Farting into a cushion or similar to stop nearby people from smelling or hearing it.

I'm going to use that pillow as a Trump Muffler.

by Lady Gibber July 16, 2006

Muffler bearings

A fictional term that bullies use when they ask questions or give maintance advice to ricers.

There is no such thing as muffler bearings however most guys who know nothing about cars can easily be convinced that it is part of their maintance.

Ricer: Is there anything I need to know before I install my new exhaust system?

Bully: Make sure to grease those muffler bearings before the install (bully laughs under his breath)

by truckguy6 December 15, 2008

merfler

The best place to chat in the whole wide world.

If someone kills merfle, I'll kill him

by Keith November 11, 2003

Murtle

When a girl is laying down , you go up to her and put your nuts over her nose and whenever she breathes through her nose it makes a flapping noise.

God u just murtled me

by Barn man March 8, 2011

Muffler

Something that shouldn't be loud.

Ricer: Oh yeah I just got a loud muffler for my car so people will think my car is cool because it has a loud exhaust but I'm too poor to afford a real powerful car!

Me: ......You're an idiot.

by Kevin Esser February 25, 2008

murgle

To lurk in the shadows and sneak around with cat-like stealth. The act of murgling most often involves the permanent separation of food from its rightful owner or designated storage location. The pilfered property may also take the form of shiny trinkets, small beads, bits of glass, screws, hex nuts, and other items of low or minimal value.

Ok, who murgled the last brownie!

I had ten screws set aside right there and now there are only seven, who could have murgled them?

I murgle the pizza, you murgle the beer.

by Heptard February 9, 2008