muneta

A beautiful young girl,with a bold personality and a beautiful glow in her eyes she has nice hair and is great to tell your secrets to as she forgets everything. She’s very calm and down to earth also very understanding when you’re not on her bad side.

i wish I was a muneta

by Sammmyina February 12, 2018

Munger

Describes friends who make you laugh, hug you when you cry and don't judge you because you pepper EVERY conversation/situation with "innuendo"!

The closest of all of your friends, your absolute "besties".

I'm lucky to have the support of my MUNGER when things get rough.

by MaggiMaeNot September 24, 2017

Minge Munger

Someone who searches for the female genitalia in hope of oral sex, or sex itself

Jonny had become a bit of a minge munger

by Helen Brodie January 11, 2008

Muneeb

Someone who specialises in ASMR

Ya bitch be like muneeb and make that cash via yt

by Scrrr November 5, 2018

tit munger

someone who chops off girls titties and sells them at the market

tit munger: get your fresh tits
Sane person: *calls police*

by Robin February 6, 2005

Munge

a) office subordinate; b) chief deputy in charge of organizing worker safety initiatives; c) fishbowl occupant; d) the person you want to have on your right when playing cards; e) a word that's fun to say in the place of anything

Where's Munge?

Just shut up, you had me at Munge.

We need to stop, I think I have a Munge in my shoe.

Would you like Munge with that?

I can't believe they asked me if I want Munge. Of course I want some fucking Munge!

by MicahtheDangerous October 14, 2010

The Munger

When going down on a girl have a friend hide in a closet. At the appropriate moment your friend will come out from his hiding place, take a flying leep, and land directly on the girl's stomach. The result is her ovaries contract shooting all her eggs into your mouth.

Ex. 1 - "What a heinous bitch. Someone should give her The Munger to insure that she never breeds."

Ex. 2 - "No thanks, not even the slightest bit peckish, had a Munger before I came over."

Ex. 3 - "I have performed more Mungers then I can count. They call me Mung the Merciless around here."

by Jay Yei January 10, 2006