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mooge muffins

When a person gets so fucked up on drugs or alcohol he or she throws up on their chest/tits. It often happens to college freshmen who are binge drinking for the first time.
Girl: What happened to me last night? Why do I have mooge muffins?

Roommate: Weeeeeeeell...
by 0neWay November 19, 2013
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free-muffin

When a girl "goes commando." Opposite of a guy who's "free-ballin"
From Family Guy: Ugh, look at Miss Tammy. What a skank. She's free-muffin it at a baby school.
by mysuppletweets November 13, 2015
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Spicy Muffin

A term used by males to describe attractive females. Often used in the presence of said female or other women to avoid sounding like a chauvinistic pig.
by monreothebeast November 22, 2010
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prickly muffin

A woman's genitalia, especially after one has shaved it and has regrowth.
"Did she let you hit her prickly muffin?"
by Prickly Muffin March 10, 2017
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Muffin Drop

"Right once this girl got me on the ground she just muffin dropped me!"
by J0nny327 October 17, 2009
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poo muffin

(noun)
1) A muffin made chiefly of poo.
2) An obsolete computer monitor worth basically nothing. A computer monitor that should be thrown away and replaced with a much better, newer widescreen LCD monitor
3) An object or event that evokes negative feelings in someone.
4) (adj) Something or someone that is "just plain shitty", inferior.
1) "Mmmm, what's that smell?" "Oh I'm just baking some poo muffins"

2) Wesley should get a new monitor and get rid of his poo muffin.

3) Ahhhh... this is just poo muffin. I can't get tickets to see Primus on Friday.

4) You, dear sir, are plainly poo muffin.
by LaceyP November 16, 2006
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German Muffin

Nobody really knows. Sounds like a sex position.
by Ron motherfuckin' Swanson December 7, 2011
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