The Scappoose Muffler is local to residents of Oregon, whom upon leaving Portland for the coast, begin to get tired of their female companions chatter about 1/3 of the way to their destination while driving through Scappoose.
to quell the flow of words, the man whips out his cock and slams the head down on his johnson, thus muffling the flow of words and getting some piece and quiet.
to quell the flow of words, the man whips out his cock and slams the head down on his johnson, thus muffling the flow of words and getting some piece and quiet.
Lucy wouldnt shut up this weekend on our way to the coast so I gave her a Scappoose Muffler and followed it up with an angry pirate.
by Not Sponsored February 23, 2009
Get the Scappoose Muffler mug.1. A mechanism put on cars to lower the intensity of the sound otherwise produced.
2. One who engages in licking a woman's vagina.
3. Quite possibly THE most fun word to say in the entire english language.
2. One who engages in licking a woman's vagina.
3. Quite possibly THE most fun word to say in the entire english language.
1. I took off the muffler on my car and now it doesn't sound like some pussy owns it anymore!
2. (some things are better left unsaid).
3. Say it like you mean it. Muff. lir. Muffler. MUFFLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. (some things are better left unsaid).
3. Say it like you mean it. Muff. lir. Muffler. MUFFLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by dragonlordsals July 19, 2004
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Get the Trump Muffler mug.My sister and I had a mutual female friend who was over to the house one day, while our parents were gone, and I was really hoping to score. I got her into the guestroom, and went to the bathroom to freshen up.
While in the bathroom, I heard my sister come home. I heard some talking, and then some muffled groans. When I walked into the guestroom, my little sister was playing Little Miss Muffet on our friends muff. Then our friend asked me to come over there stuff my cock into her mouth.
It's really much more fun to just stop here and leave you hanging!
While in the bathroom, I heard my sister come home. I heard some talking, and then some muffled groans. When I walked into the guestroom, my little sister was playing Little Miss Muffet on our friends muff. Then our friend asked me to come over there stuff my cock into her mouth.
It's really much more fun to just stop here and leave you hanging!
by Mr. Bill July 28, 2006
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There is no such thing as muffler bearings however most guys who know nothing about cars can easily be convinced that it is part of their maintance.
There is no such thing as muffler bearings however most guys who know nothing about cars can easily be convinced that it is part of their maintance.
Ricer: Is there anything I need to know before I install my new exhaust system?
Bully: Make sure to grease those muffler bearings before the install (bully laughs under his breath)
Bully: Make sure to grease those muffler bearings before the install (bully laughs under his breath)
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