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Jack Mormon

1. A person who associates with The Latter Day saints but is not one of them

2. A Latter Day saint who does not practice or observer the customs and beliefs of The Latter Day Saints
He's the local Jack Mormon of the town.
by The Return Of Light Joker November 27, 2007
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The Book Of Mormon

A musical created by the creators of South Park. Perhaps one of the best musicals to ever be produced. The songs are amazing, and the acting/dancing is god-like. It's about the Mormon Faith.
Harry: I like South Park.

Norman: If you like South Park, then you'd love The Book Or Mormon.

Harry: ???

Norman: The Book Of Mormon is a musical created by the creators of South Park. The music is just amazing.

Harry: I'll check it out. Thanks for the info Norman.
by I_am_a_Mormon July 25, 2011
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UD moron

A person who abuses the system on Urban Dictionary,by doing any of the following things:

1.Writing definiations for the purpose of causing offence to a person or people

2.People who make up words in five seconds and put them on Urban Dictionary to try and pass it off as common slang

3.People who give definitions on Urban Dictionary the thumbs-down,even though the definition is absoloutely true.
Dude,WTF is up with you?Why'd you give that soad def the thumbs down?Soad DOES stand for System of a Down!Jesus,you're such a UD moron!
by Never-you-mind November 3, 2007
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Super Mormon

A Mormon (LDS member) that puts their entire life and 110% effort fully into their religion. Super Mormons may include people that:
- Read and quote the scriptures all the time
- Enjoy church videos of all kinds
- Go to seminary all year without one absense
- Raise their hands to answer every LDS question
- Know everything about the church
- Hold high positions in the church
- Do not watch PG-13 movies
- Listen to church and classical music only

Overall, someone obsessed beyond thought with the Mormon religion. These people are commonly stereotyped at.
Frank: Hey Bob, how's it going? You have any lunch money I can borrow?
Bob: Yeah sure, just a sec...
(SM)Henry: Remember the 10th commandment, thou shalt not covet!

Teacher: OK, who can tell me what is in 1 Nephi, 7: 6?
Steve: (immitiadely says) "And it came to pass that as we journeyed in the wilderness, behold Laman and Lemuel, and two of the adaughters of Ishmael, and the two bsons of Ishmael and..." (continues through rest of quote)
by shutupdangit May 15, 2004
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moron

1.A person lacking in the areas of significant cognition or logical constructs.
2.A person who lives for the singular purpose of tyring to ruin the best parts of life for others by subintellectual activities.
by Only human November 1, 2003
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Señor Marron

n. "Mr. Brown" : a general term for a Spanish teacher of Hispanic or Latino origin.

This term only applies if the teacher is either:
1. very tan
2. is a native of a Spanish speaking country
3. obsessive over various aspects of the Latino culture
Señor Marron: ¡Clase! Hoy tenemos un examen oral. Quiero que todos saquen buenas notas.

Mr. Brown: Class! Today we have an oral examination. I want you all to get good grades.
by Vito Rodriguez January 27, 2009
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Reverse mormon

One female with many many husbands.
Damn after all ten of us fucked Julie we got into a sereous reverse Mormon situation
by Analgrapist July 20, 2017
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