Bed moose

Canadian version of bed bugs.

Generally not a good idea to use around people who are not aware of its meaning, as we all know nothing is as funny if you have to explain it.

Mother: Good night, Stephen, don't let the bed moose bite.

by M_J_Forster March 25, 2007

Moose-alicous

Someone wonderful,witty and well endowed.Good for behind doors activities..............

Babes youre moose-alicous!Shake it!

by mushroom April 29, 2003

Moosecrotch

Name for a small town in the middle of nowhere.

Bob: I live in Baltimore, what about you?

Jane: Oh, I live in Moosecrotch.

by mooseyfateprincess May 6, 2009

Moose Missile

Long light brown poo that comes out very quickly and easily.

After that buffet I am going to need to fire off a moose missile.

by Bobby DanishII November 7, 2009

Moose Milker

A person from Maine who gives moose a handjob until the point of ejaculation; slang term for anyone that looks like they bang their first cousin and is missing teeth.

That guy in the lumberjack shirt and dirty hat is a moose milker.

by Pipe55 March 13, 2010

Bull Moose Party

The most successful third party in American History. It was headed by Tedd Roosevelt fresh of his African Safari and was completely based of his candidacy of the 1912 Presidental election. The whole purpose was to get rid of President Taft after TR realized that he sucked as a president. Bull Moose split the Republican vote and allowed Dem. Woodrow Wilson to win the election. The Party died with TR in 1919.

More states voted Bull Moose than voted Republican.

by Ron_Thornbrash July 15, 2008

Trojan Moose

When a politician outright lies to the public on policy when they know they are going to change position once elected or when the wind blows the other way.

George H.W. Bush (1988): "Read my lips, no new taxes."

George H.W. Bush (1990): "Um... yea.... about that tax thing..."

American Electorate: "WTF? A politician lie!?"
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Sarah Palin (2006): "We need this Gravina Bridge for the prosperity of all Alaskans!"

Sarah Palin (2008): "I told Congress, thanks but no thanks on that bridge to nowhere"

American Electorate (2008): "I'm not falling for this Trojan Moose again!"
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by Gemini8555 October 22, 2008