Mook

A counterfeit sneaker, most likely nikes sold at some ghetto-ass swap meet or bazaar. They often come in colors you didn't even know existed.

Hey Tron, check out my nikes bro! They Limited Edition!
Tron: Naw they aint, they just some ghetto-ass mooks.

by Grover Cleveland Jr. March 09, 2010

mook troop

A group of individuals who spout political humor and bring down Bro's. When confronted about their mookish tendencies they will either: change the subject, tell a bad joke, or try and gang up on you in a fight. Avoid at the cost of your sanity, if you see one knock them out with a premature attack.

Mook Troop! Ba-da-ba-duh-bop-ba-ba-do-dop! Yeahhh!
Are you from Florida by an chance?
What is the difference between humans and pigs? They wallow in their own excrement! Don't let me catch you pigs peeing outside again!

by Rejukem March 23, 2007

pulling a mook

if the mook mook is a clook clook with the zook zook

pulling a mook lookie pulled a sookie dookie = lookie

by klaai November 20, 2021

looking mooks

to look extremely ugly

I’m really looking mooks today because I have a sun burn.

by masshole4eva July 27, 2019

to mook (v.)

A word I use instead of "making out." Generally used in a vaguely derisive, somewhat humorous way.

"And they were mooking, right there on the couch!"
"Eww..."

by Cricket38 April 12, 2004

Mook-out

To leave a party without saying "good-bye" or without any one knowing you left.

Once I heard that "ButterfaceJulie" was looking for me at the party I had to mook-out

by Chester Cooperpot 31 July 22, 2017

mook canoe

A mook is an idiot
A mook canoe is a canoe full of them

Steve: I fucked up with my wife, she caught me beating off to amputee midget porn
Jim: You're a fucking mook canoe

by Kampfgruppe May 12, 2017