Le Monke

The monkey whom is infamous for doing an uh oh stinky poopoo

"Le Monke said "I did a poopy" and I felt that

by Crapholethebabykiller September 22, 2019

urban monk

A man or woman who integrates monastic practices with the daily experience of urban life.

I consider myself a bit of a sage, a mystic in a postmodern world, you know, an urban monk.

by Joe Colletti December 21, 2007

Computer Monk

A person who studies one or more facets of computers and related technologies, often in solitude.

Where others had failed, I stumbled upon a computer monk who was able to figure out what was making my computer so slow.

by user26 January 13, 2011

harry monk

Spunk,Jizz,Man juice

When she looked at her dress it had harry all over it!

by mysterious chicken June 11, 2003

velo-monk

One who has eschewed many of life's pleasures to improve himself as a cyclist.

Tad's not as much fun since he's started training for the race. He insists on being in bed by 10, won't touch fast food or even have a beer with me. He's become a total velo-monk!

by Netherlipz July 14, 2009

Monk off

The act of female masturbation

Oh shit did you see her I totally walked in on her trying to monk off to iron man 3

by Tonata April 5, 2015

pimp monk

the monk who pimps all the local ladies

yeah but be sure to watch out for the pimp monk

by joe bitt February 26, 2011