couch monger

A person who refrains from leaving the couch at a party due to extreme inebriation and/or social awkwardness.

Friend #1: Wow, he is trashed.

Friend #2: Yeah, he's quite the couch monger.

by Noraa May 27, 2007

doodoo mongler

A mongler from the doodoo empire, typically a self-rightous predecessor of the "doodoo mongoloid".
Note: Typically used in gaming as a synonym to the word "turd mongler"

Guy 1: Bro, Einsight is a doodoo mongler
Guy 2: naw brother, here we call him a doodoo mongoloidous

by Brother Darkest March 13, 2019

Mongeler

An adjective to enhance an insult. Usually means a lot of something.

While it has not definite meaning it hints to something much less that good!

Dude your a douche mongeler! (One that mongels douches)

Dude dont trust him, he's a cunt mongeler.

by Dortez November 14, 2007

Mongeroo

A game for stoners derived from the children's toy game Buckaroo! The first person to pass out from smoking too much weed becomes the monger. Everyone else is then to proceed with stacking random things or items from around the room on the monger. The aim of the game is to get as many items on the monger before he/she wakes up. It is rare to beat the monger, however, it has been done.

Last night Matt passed out and we actually beat him at a game of mongeroo.

by Jaawan Jones December 15, 2009

cum monger

Someone who lives to suck men dry and lap up every last drop of cum and will never let any touch the floor

Nigga 1 " Damn nigga I was with dis skeez last night and she be a fiend for the jizz."

Nigga 2 "Damn nig how u got luck like dat my bitch be hatin it when i cum in her mouth."

Nigga 1 " Ya ma nig dat bitch be a cum monger."

by Hooligans CG November 13, 2015

mongrels

The mongrel is a wiley animal.

<Vertigo> A mongrel is a wiley animal

by Count Vlad of Mongosteinergarten October 14, 2004

Monzetsu

BME Pain Olympics and Goatse condensed into manga form. Note that this definition does not even come close to fully defining Monzetsu, but instead is meant to give the reader a vague idea of the concept.

Oh shit, Raikoh uploaded another Monzetsu...

by Jog On... February 20, 2009