Second Monitor Treatment

When a game or show is interesting enough for the your second monitor (focus) but not enough for your main monitor (focus)

That movie should be given second monitor treatment whilst I scroll insta reels.

Second Monitor Treatment by Roberto97 December 8, 2025

Swine Flu Monitor

The office bitch who practically forces co-workers to go home if they show the slightest bit of "illness".

Jimmy Joe finally went home after the Swine Flu Monitor harrassed him for an hour after he sneezed.

Swine Flu Monitor by idolatro15 September 28, 2009

the blueberry mojito 

The flavor a stripper encounters when she sucks on your finger simulating the blow job you may or may not receive after you have spent the last several hours or so finger-banging four or five other strippers in the honey hole and perhaps even the back door.

Stripper 1: I was trying to entice this bad ass dude into the VIP room with the sure-fire finger sucking routine when I encountered a very strange taste in my mouth....

Stripper 2: Girl, you done tasted the blueberry mojito!

the blueberry mojito by batmanhere December 16, 2011

Summit my monitor 

Another way to say you will punch your monitor with increased force.

*Fails a challenge*
Me: I swear to god I will summit my monitor if I die one more time.

Summit my monitor by NobleShyGuy June 27, 2019

Neural Remote Monitoring 

It's a gps, whatever,

if someone is using it on u find emp gun, or magnet. locate chip on stalker.

Neural Remote Monitoring

Neural Remote Monitoring by MineOwedWu's July 27, 2021

okey-doke mojito

in squid games episode 6 when Sae-byeok and Lee Yoo-Mi talk about mojitos you say this to forget about the grief

jhon: remember that episode of squid games with the marbles
ronald: yea that was funny i said okey-doke mojito

okey-doke mojito by its me your boi Xxshitonthefor August 31, 2022

North Carolina Baby Monitor 

The act in which a man fists a woman in order to insert a Go-Pro inside of her vagina to monitor the “kids” while they have sex.

Miles is it okay if we do the North Carolina Baby Monitor just to be safe?

North Carolina Baby Monitor by Leapstone October 10, 2025