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rookie mistake

Leaving your facebook account up, allowing any intruder to access your profile. This status usually includes some falsely incriminating statement about the victim.
Why does my status say '@Greg has a small penis?!'"-- "Ooooh.. sorry. Looks like you left your profile up. Rookie mistake.
by cusebofo October 21, 2010
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Mistake by the lake

Sometimes ignorant people think this can refer to any number of cities located next to a lake; obviously this is incorrect.
Jason: "Fuck the Chicago Bears, they're from the mistake by the lake!"
me: "I hate you."
by Minataur March 30, 2009
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MISTAKE

Barack Hussein Obama, also known as Barry Soetoro, was a horrible mistake.

Fact: Obama is the worst president in USA history.
obama is purposely collapsing the USA economy and making Americans poorer. Seriously, obama was a horrible "MISTAKE"!
by G0D-2012 July 15, 2011
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mistake

When you fuck an ugly bitch then come in her pussy, so then, later, you realize the condom has broken.
mistake
Nigger: This bitch is ugly, but Ima fuck the living hell outta her anyway.
Bitch: ohhh yeahhh, yeahhhh... coming together
Nigger:... yaeaahh... yeahh... yes.. shockeduh? WTF?!
by Toronto Raptors January 30, 2008
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Mistake

Bob- i voted for Obama

Bob- damnit that was the nigger?, what a "mistake".
by Kain Rize July 2, 2009
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backyard mistake

the animal world equivalent of an "oops baby"; a mating between two dogs that is not intended, usually between two very different dog breeds producing ugly puppies
Example 1:
Dammit Jim, I told you to keep your beagle from jumping the fence into my backyard and trying to get friendly with my Pekingese---I don't need any Peagle puppies, those things are ugly!

Example 2:

Girl 1: What kind of dog is that?
Girl 2: It's my Pom-A-Pug!
Girl 1: A what now?
Girl 1: A designer breed mix of a pomeranian and a pug
Dude 1: Looks like a backyard mistake to me!
Girl 1: *crying*
by voiceofcollege May 15, 2010
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Moistmaker

A person who makes other persons moist, sexually(usually women) or slightly damp.
I met the moistmaker and became so moist in my nether region.
The moistmaker at the amusement park got me a bit moist with the water spray fan.
by agwevfwetvfweygfvqiwueyiweufyq January 23, 2017
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