Aisle Mine

Using skillful timing, the Aisle Mine is a concentrated cloud of anal gas most often laid in supermarket aisles with the intention of it detonating violently into the nostrils of unsuspecting passers-by.

For maximum points, the perpetrator must not draw attention to their state of hysterical siezure in the adjacent aisle following 'discovery' of said Mine.

Dude 1 : "Oh F*ck!...F*ck me!...ergh!...!!"
Dude 2 : "Dude, we just got totally Pwn3d by an Aisle Mine!"

by woofbarkdonkey December 17, 2008

mining for gold

The act of picking one's nose.

He must be mining for gold!

by unclebiggin November 10, 2010

nose mine

a silent and stationary fart that hangs in a particular area where some poor victim is likely to walk through it seconds or minutes later and receive its full effect

Man, Jose just laid a nose mine in the hall! Don't walk through there for another hour or so!

by Mad Coyote July 28, 2010

Fiat Mine

Work. The place where you collect the hard currency necessary to invest in crypto.

I can't go out for drinks Thursday night, I'm in the Fiat Mine until 12:30.

Crypto is doing terrible again. I'm going to have to put in an extra shift at the Fiat Mine if I want to eat this week.

by Weather_No_Blues March 13, 2022

mining away

Alright guys, I'm doing "Take On Me" now
Alright, ha-pa-ba-ba-ba
I, I really, I really like this song, it sounds good
Minin' away, I don't know what to mine
I'll mine this anyway in this Minecraft day
So beautiful, mine further down
What's that I found?
Mine diamonds (take on me)
Mine diamonds (take on me)
I'll mine them
So far I've got two
So easy to mine with my Minecraft pickaxe and shovels
Hopefully they stay in my Minecraft chests
So I'm gonna make a lock on it
Mine diamonds
Mine diamonds
I'll mine them
So far I've got two, ah
I'm alright, I'm ready
All these diamonds sittin' carefully away
I'm getting worried if they might get stolen (turn it off)
From my ender chest
Wait, who is that?
Holy sheep, it's Notch!
Mine diamonds
Mine diamonds
Now they're safe now
Now that they're safe now
Mine diamonds
Mine diamonds
Uh, uh, thanks
Thanks for listening guys and thanks for recommending this song

mining away

by play celeste plz plz May 19, 2022

Mine Truly

A self reference for those who aren't loyal to the person or people being spoken to.

"Homeless man begging for spare change, I hope you go and die. I'm aware that your kind is a dishonest, drug fueled blight on society. When you finally grow a pair and realize that your life is both immoral and not worth lving and you're getting ready to lay your neck onto the railroad tracks, you can thank Mine Truly for the sage words. Be thankful that I've spared you my time."

by Phat Phuk May 5, 2017

strip-mine

verb To dig out or take all the "good parts" of certain foods, like the marshmallows in Lucky Charms cereal, the candy pieces in the Moose Tracks ice cream, or the feta cheese out of a Greek salad.

"Damn it! My roommate strip-mined the Lucky Charms again!. I'm gonna kill him."

by nseaturtle October 20, 2013