Microwave

Head Chef at Olive Garden

My delicious breadsticks and soup were microwaved to order

by Dontunderstand645 June 4, 2018

Microwave bread

The mythical bread that is left on top of a microwave that gains hulk strength from being left on top of a microwave while being run#DeAndre Smalls

Dam! Bro, I ate this microwave bread left on top of the the microwave and gain incredible strength!

by Sqaud7 February 13, 2019

microwangus

the smallest fucking penis geneticly possible. The only way to obtain one is to play fortnite.

when i see someone playing fortnite, i start to feel my balls shrivel up into a microwangus.

by GaYmOnTaUgE February 13, 2019

Microwaveologist

A Microwaveologist is a person who owns many microwaves.

Dude, look at that microwaveologist. He has like 26 microwaves.

by Josh_W474 July 15, 2019

Microwave dinner

Looks good in pictures but not in reality.

1. A person who is attractive in photos but not in reality. The opposite of in-person hot.

2. A situation that seems great on paper, but is definitely not great once it happens. Similar to Honeypot.

Friend: Hey bro... Check out my girlfriend.
Guy: Dang she's hot....
*Meets her*
Guy: Yeah nvm dude....she's a total microwave dinner.

by Karab okama August 11, 2019

Microwave

MICROWAVE GO MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP*

The Microwave goes mmmmmmm.

by ThyKillaAmbusher January 7, 2020

michow

A Vietnamese slang used to describe fans of Chinese idols, which put their idols over the national interests, even supporting a Chinese invasion just to meet their idols more easily. Mainly used by zoomers.

- Ê, con nhỏ kia lại share hình của thằng ca sĩ bên Trung hôm nọ đăng hình đường lưỡi bò kìa?
- Địt con mẹ cái con michow đbrr này!

by Gerald725DoubleBarrel May 2, 2020