xbox 360 mic

his lips are so big that you can hear them slap together when he talks. his forehead is so big that if you touch it your hand be lost within his headtop. his head is so shiny and bald that if you rub it a genie will come out of his mouth. he eats grass

2 inch dick guy: Have you seen that new kid?
3 inch dick guy: Yes, hes such a XBOX 360 MIC!

by ching_chong_ding_dong_lol69 March 6, 2020

Joshie Monsters Mic

"Joshie Monsters Mic" is the exact same thing as earrape. Unpleasing and stupid. Just get a new mic instead of ear-raping the boys in a fortnite tournament.

"Josh get a new mic" Said Jayden

"No" Josh says as he scissors ruby
Joshie Monsters Mic

by Swansey November 15, 2021

when I'm on the mic

The phrase "when I'm on the mic" builds anticipation. Questions instantly arise. What happens when he actually obtains the mic? What will he do with the mic. Who is Mike?

Latin - 𝑰'𝒎 '𝒊𝒏 𝒄𝒖𝒎 𝒎𝒊𝒄'

@upgradeofficialmusic: "The message I was trying to convey was one of understanding and truth. The fact that some stories don't have endings or beginnings is highlighted in the repetition of it. It is infinite. When I'm on the mic."

by kyrodnb May 3, 2020

Step up to the Mic

When you bring a girl home from a night out but she doesnt put out. Its the question your friend would ask to see if she at least provided some ORAL entertainment.

Friend 1: How did you get on with that girl from last night?

Friend 2: Ah it was OK but she wouldnt put out...

Friend 1: Well did she at least step up to the mic?

by Whackerwalsh January 10, 2012

ON THE MIC

Giving brains, head, knowledge

When my husband comes home I'll be back ON THE MIC.

by c.l.m.c June 11, 2008

Speak into the mic

To have Penis launched into one's oral cavity at an alarming rate of speed.

1. -Anita Speak into the mic.
2. -Will you please speak into the mic.
3. -I'm sorry, you must speak into the mic.
4. -Hey, Speak into the mic.
5. -I gave her The Bill then asked her to speak into the mic.
6. -Excuse me, Please speak into the mic.

by Ben Stein June 3, 2004

rock the mic

When a woman provides premium oral sex.

This girl came over to me in the club and whispered in my ear that she wanted to take me to the men's room stall and rock the mic.

by funkdocterspock August 19, 2007