Meathead

Someone who was a bald head that gets in the way of your viewing sight during something important.

Ah no, this meathead is in my way again.

by Kyle Smeer June 11, 2006

Meathicles

1. An ancient Greek lesser god of civility.

2. Name given to an overworked, undersexed Frontier Helpdesk employee

"Hello this is Meathicles, can I have your last name?"

by Jeff Bloomski November 12, 2003

Meathead

Word often used by chavs. Chavs ARE meatheads but prefer to blame it on someone else. A meathead I would say means there head is full of meat, not brain, meat.

Chav: Wat muzik do ya lyk den?
Sane person: I like good music like Rock and Indie.
Chav: Awwww MEATHEAD!
Sane person: No...I think that's you.

by Scattered182 October 6, 2005

Meethy

A woman with man-like facial features and build.

sometimes she can be a real Meethy.

by Radnetofan23 May 24, 2009

Meathead

A meat-eater; a carnivore.

A male or a female who exclusively eats meat, or who can't skip a meal without some sort of meat in it. Someone who would rather eat steak tartar than any kind of vegetable. A person who thinks vegetarians are crazy and probably malnourished. Someone who doesn't think it's food unless there were once bones in it. Someone who is offered fish, duck or chicken and asks "Where's the beef?"

If the choice for breakfast is oatmeal or dry cerial a meathead will whine about his missing bacon. Even eggs don't cut it without bacon or at least sausage. A meathead won't even enjoy huevos rancheros for brunch much less quiche. Better get him a steak.

by yogi juan March 14, 2011

Meitner Told Me To Say That

A phrase that is used to cover up the fact that the joke you had attempted to make did not get any laughs.

Man #1- "Thats what your momma said!"

Man #2- "That wasn't funny."

Man #1- "Meitner told me to say that."

by Dave S. February 4, 2004

Meathood

The foreskin of an un-cut penis.

"Hey dude whats taking you so long in the shower?"
"I'm just cleaning my meathood, gimme a second"

by Tucsanrob October 29, 2007