Matthew

these man have taste for gyal wid no back

You see my man there? He's a Matthew, G. I heard he dated a girl wid no back in year 6 or summin.

by over9000!! October 22, 2020

Matthew

A Matthew is a very nice person if you don't love Matthew then there is something wrong with you. You absolutely have to love Matthew.If he is not your boyfriend than he is a really good friend.You can trust him with most of your secrets but he can sometimes be a big mouth.So either way you gotta love Matthew.

Matthew is a really good friend

by Mj😁 March 25, 2019

Matthew

Matthew is an American name, usually has divorsed parents, or adopted by Asians, but he mostly has a large hairy dick, and his butthole is hairy AF.

the name Matthew, He has divorsed parents, and a large hairy dick.

by untamed potatoe November 10, 2017

Matthew

Matt Is the guy you wanna just lick his dick up off the floor just let it sink in and just don’t let him pull out just let his dick sink into your pussy as long as it last.

Matthew stick it in me and never pull it out.

by Snag_his_dick_101 October 16, 2017

Matthew

An ugly ass boy who thinks he's better than everyone but isn't. He likes to try an get attention and he gets no bitches. He thinks he's funny but he actually isn't.

"look at how Matthew has no bitches"

by His.wifey April 25, 2022

Matthew

the most typical white boy name

me:i was talking with this guy on the phone and he sounded so fucking white
friend: what his name
me"matthew
friend: no wonder

by ayo iz August 3, 2021

The Matthews

The cure to the common hang over through touching oneself 4 times in one day.

Dude, I was so hung over till I did the Matthews

by Joey Joe Joe Shmabadoo June 19, 2008