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mashing nasties

The act of having sexual intercourse. Also known as bumping uglies.
I think two people are mashing nasties in that motel room.
by awmm June 5, 2022
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Half-Massing It

Comparative to the term Half-ass, although this is only used in church settings. A half Masser will leave Mass early because they feel that their time is too important to waste on staying the entire mass. The most common time to spot a Half-Masser is right before or during the final hymn of the mass, because they want to miss out on the massive cluster fuck that occurs in the parking lot immediate following Mass.
Half Massers are only above people who attend Mass once a year in terms of how much they are hated in the religious society.
...And God shed his ligggghhhht onnnn ussssss!!! ... Oh... Christ, there goes those Johnsons, I swear they are Half-Massing It every Sunday!
by MrDomino December 28, 2007
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Letter Mashing

1: Randomly entering nonsensical letter into an online competitive word game, like "Word With Friends" in hopes of the game accepting it.

2: A good excuse for cheating.
*Plays "liripip"*

"Yes! It accepted it!"

"Dude, what the hell was that?!"

"I donno, I was just Letter Mashing....."

*Plays "xylopolist"*

"Hehe 120 points, he can't win now"

"Dude, what the hell was that?!?!"

"I Donno, I was just Letter Mashing"

"Sure dude, sure."
by Raynesta August 15, 2011
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Emote-Masking

Verb.

To end, begin or pepper a potentially volatile and/or aggressive-sounding message with over-compensatingly cute, or attractive emoticons, to attemptedly suppress any possible hostilities in said message.
Example: "Karter's trying to shove his opinions down my throat again, as if they're laws; but he wants to not look like a jerk in the process and restrain his obvious anger, so he is now emote-masking all of his aggressive statements."
by JXKY RHW QOLD May 8, 2018
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Animal Mating

When an uncle elephant has a big pp for his niece.
Uncle Elephant and Niece Elephant go animal mating.
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Mattingly

A ratchet female. Usually talks to guys named Tyler. Has sexy friends. Flat chested and has a saggy buttox. Will get pregnant by the age of sixteen. Can play the oboe almost as good as she gives head.
Mattingly sucks in the sac.
by Szerbs October 12, 2013
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mashing

To tickle one's fancy through the tickling of one's willy
Field was caught mashing for the seventh time today
by Alex vH November 11, 2005
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