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Shit map

The stain made in your undercrackers, clothing or similar made by a follow-through or badly wiped bottom.

Similar to the Map of China, it can resemble any geographical land mass, from Africa (a big splurge with a drip) to the Philippines (an explosion of Fecal debris).

An obvious outcome (LOL!) of Dutch Coughs, Belgian sneezes and other trouser-related toilet mis-haps.
John had a dodgy curry last night and when he woke up this morning he'd made a classic shit map of India in his shorts!
by Craig in the Hat September 9, 2009
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Cross Map

Cross Map is used in the definition used in FPS games, it denotes a shot that has kill between 70-100% of the way across a map. This is normally only applicable to sniper rifles doing no scopes and quick scopes as assault rifles and the like are very easy to maintain accuracy.
by Airo HNTD December 16, 2010
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thematic map

A "thematic map" is a type of map especially designed to show a particular theme connected with a specific geographic area. These maps "can portray physical, social, political, cultural, economic, sociological, agricultural, or any other aspects of a city, state, region, nation, or continent"
by Geography potter November 30, 2017
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Zexta Map

A map in the game "Beat Saber" made by the mapper "Zexta"

Usually containing several gimmicks and unique patterns
"Have you played the new zexta map?"
"Fuck no its all sliders and its 470 bpm, why would i play that?"
by Zexta November 13, 2021
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Bellman's Map

An item or scheme that rejects conventional wisdom, and utility along with it, as does Lewis Carroll's Bellman, whose map contains no markings whatsoever.
He wanted his guitar playing to be new and different, so he intentionally didn't learn any chords or scales. He just made a bellman's map of it.
by tigersblood July 8, 2009
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Throw a map

As in; throw a map of Hawaii: to ejaculate on someone in a broad enough area to substantiate topography.
Noway I was risking a deposit on this one, so I had to "throw a map" (of Hawaii that is..) on her back.
by Rock and Roll Doctor March 11, 2011
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Kentucky road map

When one shines a flashlight from the rear of ones ball sack while stretching it out with both hands. Large veins are interstates, small veins are in state highways.
When my wife wasn't looking I surprised her with a view of my Kentucky Road Map. My friend showed me is cobra, I pulled out my Kentucky Road Map.
by willthesoundman October 11, 2017
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