to be without your most valuable asset for an unknown period of time, which may or may not be a HOF quarterback with an injured neck.
The Texans didn't even feel the need to practice for the game this week, since the Colts were manningless.
by havlorech September 12, 2011
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by Justababs January 10, 2019
Get the Mandingus mug.Manning Middle School is shit and you should NEVER go there! Teachers favor students, are to fucking going to be teachers, shove ads down your throat (For some Europe trip), Fire the good teachers and keep the bad ones, etc! Manning sucks.
Me: Have you ever been to Manning Middle School?
Friend: No, I heard it’s good! And I really want to go!
Me: Get the fuck outta my house!!
Friend: No, I heard it’s good! And I really want to go!
Me: Get the fuck outta my house!!
by IminlovewithQueen May 11, 2019
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JJ: what?
Josh: You gonna start Manning him now mate?
Simon: Nah mate you've violated it!
JJ: allow it fam!
JJ: what?
Josh: You gonna start Manning him now mate?
Simon: Nah mate you've violated it!
JJ: allow it fam!
by Baby_carrort_77 October 23, 2020
Get the Manning mug.Manning is when two or more men engage in a sexual act of either kissing or giving him the D iykwim.
Josh: *sees JJ and Simon on the bed watching Netflix*
JJ: What?
Josh: Imma get out before you start Manning him.
Simon: nah mate you've violated it!
JJ: Allow it fam!
JJ: What?
Josh: Imma get out before you start Manning him.
Simon: nah mate you've violated it!
JJ: Allow it fam!
by Baby_carrort_77 October 23, 2020
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A mandingas is a very butch like straight woman who neglects to shave her coochie, anus, arms, legs and whose cooter stank so bad ain't no body but the lowliest bum would have a taste of the female genital area.
Usually men run away in fear and she angrily begins to take up witchcraft, but if she wasn't so skanky and stanky maybe she'd be able to keep a guy, but nah she quickly switches into lesbo mode and goes on the warpath of hate and destruction!
A mandingas is a very butch like straight woman who neglects to shave her coochie, anus, arms, legs and whose cooter stank so bad ain't no body but the lowliest bum would have a taste of the female genital area.
Usually men run away in fear and she angrily begins to take up witchcraft, but if she wasn't so skanky and stanky maybe she'd be able to keep a guy, but nah she quickly switches into lesbo mode and goes on the warpath of hate and destruction!
Angela: I killed 5.6 mil people with my mind because of you!
Kevin: Shoulda showered bitch dayum!
Angela: that's ok asshole I made a doppelganger robotic version of you and he eats my twat! Has to pick his teeth and brush for days but meh it works for me!
Kevin: Shoulda just showered and had me do it ya Mandingas!
Kevin: Shoulda showered bitch dayum!
Angela: that's ok asshole I made a doppelganger robotic version of you and he eats my twat! Has to pick his teeth and brush for days but meh it works for me!
Kevin: Shoulda just showered and had me do it ya Mandingas!
by Jumanji Dookie November 28, 2021
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