mandoli

When a guy spends the whole weekend with his girlfriend, and does no worthwhile work, he is said to be doing mandoli with his girlfriend.

Guy 1: What is your plan for the weekend?
Guy 2: What else? Mandoli of course!

by Definist December 15, 2011

Mandos

To eat twice the normal persons portion of Nandos.

Note: Can also be used to refer to a group of people who are attempting a Mandos.

E.g.To order a butterfly chicken with sides and then have the tenacity to also order a half chicken and then have the manpower to finish both.

Only true Mandos can finish the challenge, although many groups of Mandos will try.

Oi boys,fancy some Mandos?

I heard there was a kid who had a Mandos...

Oi Mandos, fancy a trip to Nandos?

Only the strong survive-he completed a Mandos.

by SUBZEROATTITUDE June 7, 2016

Mandodo

The residuals of a male's constant use of the same articles of clothing, furniture, living space, etc, for extended periods of time, usually resulting from a lack of cleaning.

"I think you should clean my sheets before you do your girl in my bed. She may not like the smell of my mandodo"

Dude 1: your couch stinks!
Dude 2: yeah, its my mandodo :D

by 5249er February 16, 2009

manogos

n: the bumps around a woman's nipples, especially when inflamed by an ingrown hair. Left unattended could result in puss pockets, resulting in permanent disfiguration.

Man, last night the lights were off and I couldn't tell if it was a nipple or a manogos. Then, it busted in my mouth!!!

by Duane and Denny May 16, 2008

maddogged

To get intoxicated to the point where your overall demeanor is representative of a rabid dog.

Couldridge: Ahaha fck man miss you lot just wanna get maddogged and sink Swanny d

by motza December 16, 2013

Mando Minute

A unit of time used by dingos who have a less than satisfactory sense of time. A mando minute is approximately equal to 1.69 regular minutes and is divided up in 48 mando seconds. Each mando second is approximately equal to 1.352 seconds.

"I'll be back in 30 to 40 minutes." Arrives 60 minutes later. This is approximately equal to 35 1/2 units of "Mando Minute"

by Elisu September 24, 2015

manlog

A pointless three year exercise attempting to define the world of arse. possibly the toughest military course going exploring the powers of avoidance. ineptitude is a necessity - if not already possessed the individual will soon acquire this quality.

At least you are not doing manlog.
manlog warrior.

by manlog warrior February 26, 2004