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maradona

to be supremely talented and still get over when your talent is gone. See also: O.J. Simpson. Best viewed by those who live in lands far away from the individual.
maradona gets over again, but his second goal was even better.
by major_delmac March 4, 2005
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macaroni bomb

1) The event and resultant mess of a package of macaroni (often a box of Kraft brand Macaroni and Cheese) rupturing because of human error.

2) The spillage of a package of macaroni during and because of rough oral sex.
1) "Dude, someone set off a macaroni bomb in the hallway. There's fuckin' macaroni shit on the god damn fuckin' carpet!"

2) "Bitch, not now I'm trying to consume my macaroni. {Macaroni bomb occurs.} Look what you made me do, bitch! I set off a macaroni bomb on my new shoes, bitch."
by Kevin_K November 29, 2005
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Macedonian War Cry

This is very unique and horrifying sound. This particular warcry differs greatly from others in both pitch, tone and base emotion. You might at first think of stories from the battle front about modern warriors searching for Knighthood and epic blood soaked raging battle fields. Others might think of Gorilla chants, football team huddles or English soccer fans roaring at the loss of yet another world cup qualifier.

This my friends is a warcry more tragic than a Shakespearian play and more frightening than a rampaging herd of elephants. The God of Thunder himself would shudder at this mighty roar. It was first recorde a in 1633 by Christoph Sekolvskavich.

When is it appropriate to utter this sound and what causes it to erupt from the throat of a mortal.

1) When a Macendonian born male wakes up and finds a Greek flag impaled on his lawn. Usually

2) When a North American is on vacation, has consumed too many banana mamas and decides to kill the harmless nurse shark swimming peacefully in the man made water lanes in the Cuban compound
3) When a female is blind sided from behind during coitus and accidentally finds her lower blowhole plugged by accident
Karl woke up one morning, headed outside to his car and uttered a viscious Macedonian War Cry when he saw that his entire car was covered in Greek flags.

Karl was in Cuba when he let loose a mother trucker sized Macedonian War Cry just before he impaled the poor nurse chark with the plastic King from oversized pool chess set.

Sally let out a Macedonian War Cry when Karl accidentally penetrated the incorrect "blowhole" during a reverse Doogy Howzer
by Julius Goat September 22, 2009
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Aegean Macedonia

Area in North Greece conquered 1913. Also known as Greek Macedonia or South Macedonia. It's capital is Solun. Mostly inhabited by Greeks, Macedonians, Vlachs and Turks. It used to a place where before 1948 Macedonians, Turks, Jews and Vlachs were living in peace and harmony. After the genocide that was preformed over the Macedonians, the population exchanges were done among Greece and Turkey and coming of the Greek colonizers people living there are majority Greeks.

Today at the beginning of the 21th century 700.000 Macedonians and the other smaller minority living in the "Greek Macedonia" haven't got their minority rights and recognition yet.
Aegean Macedonia? Whatz iz that? There're no minorities in Greece!
by vlad18 February 6, 2010
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macaroni noodle

"Loser, you're just pissed cuz you have to roll back the skin on your macaroni noodle."
by Rypsaw April 30, 2003
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North Macedonia

A predominantly Slavic country located in the south western Balkans declared independence from Yugoslavia in 1991
where is North Macedonia ?
by NMKWARRIOR January 28, 2019
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Macaroni pictures

halucinations, visions, or other such sights that are not really there
by giles1189 December 31, 2007
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