Someone who is incredibly sexy and is often a real sweetheart but is in general a big horndog and reminds you of characters such as Randal from monsters inc. or Goob from meet the Robinson's while being hot at the same time. Not to be confused with a sex goblin.
Often named Audrey. Usually gay, or at least from New England.
Often named Audrey. Usually gay, or at least from New England.
Stacy-"Who's that gorgeous girl standing shrouded in darkness in the corner of the room over there?"
Sally- "Thats Audrey, you should talk to her but watch out she's a sex lizard"
Eliot *sobbing quietly smoking a gay spliff*
Sally- "Thats Audrey, you should talk to her but watch out she's a sex lizard"
Eliot *sobbing quietly smoking a gay spliff*
by YouWinThisRoundDavidLazzano August 18, 2019
Get the Sex Lizardmug. An overly tan women with black hair and white highlights or white hair with black highlights. Black tank tops and a large amount of rings, including thumb and pinky, are common. Sand lizards are found in Nevada, Arizona and some parts of the central valley of California. Sand Lizards can be any age, and are sometimes pale compared to darker members, but all Sand Lizards sport heavy black eye make up.
Many can be seen on the back of motorcycles, and in desert area malls.
Many can be seen on the back of motorcycles, and in desert area malls.
"Gross, look at those Sand Lizards."
Or the inverse
"Hey, want to go down to the strip and hump some Sand Lizards."
Or the inverse
"Hey, want to go down to the strip and hump some Sand Lizards."
by Indestructicon April 20, 2013
Get the Sand Lizardmug. A person who hangs around gun ranges, trying to get laid by people with super sweet guns (full autos, sub-machine guns, suppressed guns).
Dude if this suppressed FNX 45 Tactical gets me laid by even just one range lizard, it will be worth it!
by madscout636 July 28, 2013
Get the Range Lizardmug. Often played by men at sports socials, the lizard wrestle or lizard fight consists of two naked men on their knees facing each other with a belt binding them at the neck. The winner must pull their opponent across a line. Gin drinking is optional but recommended.
That lizard wrestle last night was hilarious; the sound of his cock hitting his stomach rang through the corridors.
by Queefmaster February 24, 2020
Get the Lizard Wrestlemug. Lizard Folk are creatures from a strange and distant planet whose aim is the overthrow and domination of earth.
They attempt(unsuccessfully) to pass unnoticed as human beings.
Lizard Folk may be recognized by the reptile-like formation of their mouth parts, which may be due, in part, to surgery.
The Olsen twins are examples of Reptile-Folk. They have amassed a large fortune by the simple expedient of selling shoddy goods to an unsuspecting public. Surprisingly, they court publicity, even as they attempt to remain anonymous.
They attempt(unsuccessfully) to pass unnoticed as human beings.
Lizard Folk may be recognized by the reptile-like formation of their mouth parts, which may be due, in part, to surgery.
The Olsen twins are examples of Reptile-Folk. They have amassed a large fortune by the simple expedient of selling shoddy goods to an unsuspecting public. Surprisingly, they court publicity, even as they attempt to remain anonymous.
Among other known Lizard Folk are: Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Biel, Bruce Jenner, Mickey Rourke, and Kenny Rogers.
by Curt Manners July 1, 2011
Get the Lizard Folkmug. A kid named jovan fowlers he’s scaled like a damn lizard.But he does act like an autistic monkey sometimes and he’s very gay.
anthony-“who’s that kid that looks like a lizard
Gavin-i think his name is jovan he looks like a lizard boy
Gavin-i think his name is jovan he looks like a lizard boy
by divan556 June 17, 2022
Get the lizard boymug. by That Slothman August 7, 2010
Get the lizard sandalsmug.