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eye liquor

A salty liquid that is produced by the lachrymal gland of the eye during the act of 'crying'.
Her eye liquor tasted salty from memory.
by Dark Kitten March 24, 2005
mugGet the eye liquormug.

Liquor hole

by TommyTazadeh May 6, 2023
mugGet the Liquor holemug.

Liquor Fish™

a person who consumes so much liquor that it is relatable to that of a fish breathing water;
a party-goer that plans to ingest all of the alcoholic libations provided by their hosts;
a person not supportive of the party spirit and selfish in drinking behavior;
a person that falls under the umbrella of DJ Khaled's "THEY"
Please don't be a Liquor Fish™ at my party this weekend, I only bought three cases of Natty Ice, 2 handles of Fireball, and a fifth of cranberry Burnetts.

Stop double fisting beers from our last case of PBR- you're being such a Liquor Fish™.
by baesedgod August 12, 2016
mugGet the Liquor Fish™mug.

liquor lay

A person whom you would have sexual intercourse with only under the influence of alcohol.
Derek: Dude, that girl that left this morning was so ugly! How much did you drink last night?
Me: I know, I know, I need to start avoiding the liquor lay...
by Nathan7921 March 13, 2009
mugGet the liquor laymug.

cripple liquor

That good stuff you drink when recovering from that awful surgery where have polio crutches and can’t wear normal underpants.

It’s divine to dull the constant ache and ease you into sweet slumber.
“Dude...poor Sarah-Jane had that awful hip surgery last week but I took her some CRIPPLE LIQUOR...a sweet bottle of Casamigos to aid her recovery!”
by Bucknasteee November 4, 2020
mugGet the cripple liquormug.

Liquor Gnome

Evil trickster gnomes that run around and cause any inconvenience to you while you are consuming alcohol.

Liquor Gnomes can be avoided by carrying around a personal gnome to act as a camouflage, as gnomes have no interest in harming their own kind.
Person 1: "What happened to you last night? You broke your glasses and then disappeared to go sing karaoke after we finished all of those beers."
Person 2: "The Liquor Gnomes got to me."
by MannytheBatman May 20, 2024
mugGet the Liquor Gnomemug.

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