by Dark Kitten March 24, 2005

<.7.9.7.6.>Eating Food & Drinking Liquor Is THe Same As Having A Television & Personal COmputer<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Eating Food & Drinking Liquor Is THe Same As Having A Television & Personal COmputer<.7.9.7.6.>
by 456AtabavA343 June 7, 2025

a person who consumes so much liquor that it is relatable to that of a fish breathing water;
a party-goer that plans to ingest all of the alcoholic libations provided by their hosts;
a person not supportive of the party spirit and selfish in drinking behavior;
a person that falls under the umbrella of DJ Khaled's "THEY"
a party-goer that plans to ingest all of the alcoholic libations provided by their hosts;
a person not supportive of the party spirit and selfish in drinking behavior;
a person that falls under the umbrella of DJ Khaled's "THEY"
Please don't be a Liquor Fish™ at my party this weekend, I only bought three cases of Natty Ice, 2 handles of Fireball, and a fifth of cranberry Burnetts.
Stop double fisting beers from our last case of PBR- you're being such a Liquor Fish™.
Stop double fisting beers from our last case of PBR- you're being such a Liquor Fish™.
by baesedgod August 12, 2016

Derek: Dude, that girl that left this morning was so ugly! How much did you drink last night?
Me: I know, I know, I need to start avoiding the liquor lay...
Me: I know, I know, I need to start avoiding the liquor lay...
by Nathan7921 March 13, 2009

That good stuff you drink when recovering from that awful surgery where have polio crutches and can’t wear normal underpants.
It’s divine to dull the constant ache and ease you into sweet slumber.
It’s divine to dull the constant ache and ease you into sweet slumber.
“Dude...poor Sarah-Jane had that awful hip surgery last week but I took her some CRIPPLE LIQUOR...a sweet bottle of Casamigos to aid her recovery!”
by Bucknasteee November 4, 2020

Evil trickster gnomes that run around and cause any inconvenience to you while you are consuming alcohol.
Liquor Gnomes can be avoided by carrying around a personal gnome to act as a camouflage, as gnomes have no interest in harming their own kind.
Liquor Gnomes can be avoided by carrying around a personal gnome to act as a camouflage, as gnomes have no interest in harming their own kind.
Person 1: "What happened to you last night? You broke your glasses and then disappeared to go sing karaoke after we finished all of those beers."
Person 2: "The Liquor Gnomes got to me."
Person 2: "The Liquor Gnomes got to me."
by MannytheBatman May 20, 2024
