Leeroy Jenkins

Name of a retarded cat that doesn't know how to cover it's own poop in a litter box.

WOW it stinks, Leeroy Jenkins must have just pooped. That cat is so retarded it doesn't know how to use the litter box.

by Bitty Bumba December 14, 2008

leedog

a leedog is a small, sometimes wide, wrinkly penis known to have red pubic hair

-how was last night?
-it was weird, he had a leedog!

by cfghvbjkn April 20, 2009

leeown

To jack someone up the arse; to rumage in the brown hole; to clean the stinky pole. (esp. refers to Mack Lee)

Mack Lee will leeown Dennis

by Dank Sewage December 1, 2003

Leebora

Leebora is an expression of highly intense emotion, normally of either joy, pleasure, or excitement.

"Hey Gary, how are you today?"
"I'm going swimming! LEEBORAA!"
"Leebora indeed"

by arandomsock October 11, 2008

leepoletz

Pronounced "lee-pole-tz." This occurs when, after staying up all night performing important tasks, a man, due to fatigued judgment, decides it's in his best interests to masturbate in order to stay awake, but gets caught because he forgot to take necessary privacy safeguards.

"Dude, I totally pulled a leepoletz last night in a park and a cop found me," or "I knew I was gonna get leepoletzed because my mom was sitting next to me."

by wilk_killah March 30, 2009

leeto fuzz

The fuzz growing on the corner of the lips. Commonly found on the household whippet-dachsunds included.

You have leeto fuzz protruding from your entity.

by Kdogkoop7 June 19, 2009

leeroy pains

refers to a pain in the stomach or guts, in which causes you to burb uncontrollably and bring up acid form the lining of your stomach. Usaully caused by drinking iced coffee or smoking.

"Burb, leeroys pain"
"geee, really got the leeroy pains today"
"shouldnt have eaten that dirty big chicken roll, got the leeroy pains"

by Scuba jlo April 19, 2010