mowed the lawn

Slang for having had sex with anything or anyone previously.

Kristen is such a slut. I just met her last night and Mowed the lawn shortly thereafter.

by Woopinyoass November 1, 2020

lawn gnome

When you pass out in someone's lawn, you magically transform into one of these majestic mythical creatures.

Old lady Cooper found a lawn gnome in her yard this morning after the wedding reception.

by Donny Mac July 19, 2011

suburban lawn

A hateful representation of living in the corrupt fabricated world known as hedonistic capitalism.

I looked at that suburban lawn and wept at the injustice.

by CRUCIFIED FABRICATION October 4, 2003

Lawn Taint

the small strip of grass that you AND your neighbor mow, either to be neighborly or cuz neither of you know where the real property line is.

I always mow the Lawn Taint taint on either side of my property because I dont know where the real property line is.

by Q Hound July 28, 2011

The Lawn Mower.

A sex position in which the man holds his partners legs in the air and fucks her in the ass while she walks on her hands.

Steve: I just gave Shannon the lawn mower.

Raymond: No way. Did she enjoy it?

Steve: Her asshole is fine but, her wrists are a bit sore.

by Chieflickalottapus December 31, 2010

mowing the lawn

a slang term for having sex

she's mowing the lawn tonight!

by 4tehLolz. June 7, 2011

mow the lawn

When some asshole burns up all the green in the pipe with one hit. The opposite of cornering a bowl.

Example 1:

"Dude! Sorry! I didn't mean to mow the lawn but this wind is insane!"

Example 2:

"Hey, you wanna smoke with Franz?" - Dude
"Fuck Franz! He always mows the lawn." - Me

by Mud E York September 8, 2013