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Lansing Suprise

When you go to Art Van Furnature and buy a love seat on clearance. That night, you decided to have Indian Food. You think to yourself, "damn... my shit will be runny and hot tonite.#windyshit" Suddenly realizing that perhaps today wasn't the best day to both replace your toilet and get Indian food, you desperately search for a place to shit.

The smell of a brand new, cheaply produced Art Van couch pulled you right in... you took of a coushion and hover over the painful springs

"Ow!" You say "spicy, spicy,spicy," you shout. "Fuck my ass, fuck my ass, the Indians have fucked my ass!" The runny diarrhea comes out of your asshole Ronnie and spicy runny and spicy spicy and runny and seeps into the cracks of the brand new couch. At first, you smell shit, but then, the 24 hour artificial couch with preservative Kickin and it starts to smell like citrus.

The next day, the preservative was wearing off. You went back to Art Van to return the couch but they won't let you because you got it on clearance so you shit on it again and drive through the display window with your 1998 Chevy Silverado and dump the shity couch on a fucked up matress.
"Oh fuck"

"What is it Manager Dave?"

"We've got another Lansing Suprise."

"Oh shit"
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Landing strip

An unusual long strip between the ass and balls or vagina to ass. Used in junction with Airport.
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langaing

Moving to Langa, South Africa just to wrestle wildlife while playing Africa by Toto with a recorder. Friends may accompany you, but only on the hottest day in December while riding a middle age midget or for pc people small person. The pc is required to get killed by the wildlife.
Tim: Dude... I just bought a recorder. LETS GO LANGAING!

Gerald: Nah im scared from my last trip. Shane had to die because he wasn't politically correct and the libtards ate him, nor do we have a middle aged

midget. Sad.
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Lagging

Perfect example is modern warfare on console when it’s a high kill game...
Enemy’s-“ bro this pussyfooted is lagging so bad bout to fu k his face up with a snipe”
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a prison for anyone doing over three years - an old term from the British Midlands.
he'll settle down once he gets to his lagging station.
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LaggingRoller

A sleep deprived, homeschooled, lazy little shit. Although he is very hot, he is sexist because he is unable to talk to girls. #ISTP
*Person 1's phone buzzes*
LaggingRoller: iS tHaT a vIbRaToR????
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Lagging

Means When Somebody has Low Internet and they move Like They are Facing Something that already happened and dies , or an idiot who eats pancakes while he lags at his FPS shooter game
My Girlfriend is Lagging in The CPU
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