laptard

a person that cannot work a laptop

why did we give a laptop to that laptard?

by ladymerlin November 28, 2007

laptap

Synonym for laptop .::.

Joey: "Where's my laptap?"
Carlos: "3 clicks north of the ubiquitous meatseat"

by Keegan Gnartin April 3, 2008

laitan

the cutest, sweetest, most passionate girl with a fat ass and loving boyf

laitan has a phat ass and cute face

by milkedtits January 24, 2018

Vinny Lafaro

A new york city transit foamer who apparently looks like an R46 but rounder. It is said that he comes from Anus.

Rumors are said he is related to pushcart foamer, famous for his HI R62 1345 video.

Say, i heard Vinny Lafaro loves foaming all over subway cars

by Anonzy August 30, 2012

Lactarded

The bloated feeling you get from consuming too much of a dairy product, namely milk. Not necessarily restricted to the lactose intolerant (lactards).

Lactard lactose intolerant

"Man, that vanilla milkshake made me lactarded"
"I'm feeling so lactarded right now"

by Nerissa Stewart August 31, 2008

oh my lanta

the best flipping phrase ever....from the movie the ringer....usually used when words are beond your reach, and this is basically all your mind can handel saying....

fat glasses guy: oh my lanta you are my woman...
lunch lady: *walk away fast*

Laura: i cant believe that ethan didnt come to the movies with us tonight......
Hillary: ya...me and ethan were totally going to make out, oh my lanta i cant believe he missed it....
Laura:ya i know...i was going to make out with him two
*phone* (its ethan)
Ethan: sorry i couldnt come to the movies with you guys....
Laura: ita ok ... but you were totally going to get to make ot with Hillary and Me both tonight...
Ethan: dont make it worse for me....oh my lanta...
Hillary: ya Ethan i thought you were going to be my date since Daniel was grounded!!!!
Ethan: Im sorry, can i make it up to you guys in any way?
Laura & Hillary: *thinking deviously* welll.......
(the story is what you want it to be from here)

by Nun'Ya Biz'Niz October 8, 2006

lafanga

Lafanga, is a type of congenital wart that grows inside the stomach, after accidentaly, consuming a syphalitic genital wart during cunnilingus.

" dude i ate out this baning broad last night, whist earning my red wings, i think i ate something and now i have lafanga.

by sexflesh double ended October 16, 2014