Konstantin

Konstantin - A zen like state of mind usually associated with illusory superiority - Often presents as a form of entertaining delusional alternative reality in Bulgarian lone wolves. Side effects include accelerated hair loss, uncontrollable erections, and a predisposition to business time. Sometimes used as the standard unit measurement for bullshit (logarithmic scale).

1. He claimed his dick was so big, but when I saw it I realised he was suffering from Konstantin.
2. The claim that the car could do 0-60 in 3 seconds turned out to measure 6 on the Konstantin scale.

by Naturally Aspirated April 18, 2017

koos koos

A dirty piece of shit with crazy antics who always has boogs. AKA Mucus.

Marcus Griesmer.

BEAR!

by J-Murda January 31, 2005

Koontz

The act of ejaculation.

"I was banging this chick the other night, and she totally let me Koontz on her face!"

by The Trashman 2727 September 26, 2013

Koontz

A crippled big saggy man.

Scott is a koontz.

by Josh Hamilton21 November 22, 2011

eli owns lauren in koosh

the truth.
ELI FIORE OWNS LAUREN WHATEVER in koosh.

<3

omg, eli just pwnt lauren in koosh.

by OWNEROFLAURENINKOOSH February 23, 2005

kooshty

A person who is easy to bed

that girl is kooshty

by xx-Sxc Playbitch-xx July 31, 2006

Konsta

A pedofile that uses over 100 dollars a month on Vbucks and gets rejected by all of the chicks

Look at that Konsta. I dont wanna be like him.

by Monster 13454 November 26, 2018