Kobe

very cute boy with a big dick, gives good cuddles and always makes you laugh

i fucked kobe last night, it was the best sex ever!

by coochiechaser July 20, 2022

Kobe

Big Dick i know ive touched it. He loves the queen and shags her on the daily, when she died he came in his undies at the thought of a lifeless Lizzy he could shag.

"Kobe please get your dick out of the queens dead body"

by TheKobeLoverKoen September 8, 2022

Kobe

Kobe is fresher than a vanilla wafer on Manila paper and enjoys a squanch or two from time to time with sun and lime. Kobe’s crime draws a thin line with a conscious mind right on time. In short, Kobe is long and bangs like a gong while ripping a bong. Kobe can climb mountains and preform a biopsy blindfolded. Kobe is also your local taxidermist. Kobe can be described with one word…One day the urban and Webster dictionary will provide us with this verb, noun and or adjective.

If I Were Homo I’d want Kobe!

Where is Kobe when you need a local scalper

by The philanthropist September 11, 2022

Kobe

Kobe is fresher than a vanilla wafer on Manila paper and enjoys a squanch or two from time to time with sun and lime. Kobe’s crime draws a thin line with a conscious mind right on time. In short, Kobe is long and bangs like a gong while ripping a bong. Kobe can climb mountains and preform a biopsy blindfolded. Kobe is also your local taxidermist. Kobe can be described with one word…One day the urban and Webster dictionary will provide us with this verb, noun and or adjective.

If I Were Homo I’d want Kobe!

Where is Kobe when you need a local scalper

by The philanthropist September 11, 2022

Kobe

Real life cornball

Kobe is a real life cornball

by ScaryMk January 5, 2023

Kobe

A word everyone yells when shooting or throwing something

*dribble*

*pump fake*

"KOBE!"

*fadeaway jumper*

*helicopter crashes*

by Fuckinpenis February 15, 2023

Kobe

That pretty motha-fucka

Aye there go kobe

by ¿‽? June 23, 2023