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Knife hands

Hands that are knives
My friend once called 911 because he looked down and his hands were knife hands, he couldnt put the knives down because they were his hands. He said he couldnt pet his cat and he didnt want to be a chef all his life chop chop chop nu-uh chop that. The acid was really tripping him it turned out his fingers came back and Sharon said shes not an angel but thats what an angel would say. My friend really loves his hands
by MustardMeeee October 6, 2019
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Knifed-up

Lil Kim is always getting knifed-up...
by lackawannachix February 8, 2010
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Knife War

A homesexual term when a man slaps his penis onto another mans penis.
Gay Mw2 Guy: Want to have a Knife War?

Regular Mw2 Guy: Hell no! I'm not gay...
by TheMw2Hater October 7, 2010
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Nutter Knife

Commonly misinterpretted as a butter-knife, it is a knife used my those who either like "nuts", or they are "nuts" themselves.
I used the nutter knife to spread my PeanutButter on my toast.
by urbanpro July 15, 2010
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Turd knife

The long knife that one uses to cut up with their turds in order for them to be flushed down the toilet.
I have to poop has anyone seen my turd knife?
by Intmd8er March 30, 2015
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survival knife

Doesn't matter how big or how small, I always carry a survival knife with me!
by Chaz2015 November 10, 2015
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Fucking Knife

A person who is fucking dumb as all hell and don’t know what there doing with there life- also could be called a dickwad or a wad of dick
Shane: Wow John, your a fucking knife
John: yeah I know
by Thee Fucking Knife September 24, 2018
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