Hillbilly Games

A lie told by inbred hillbillies to fool someone. Which then the hillbilly finds hilarious.

Man that hillbilly woman is sending me signals; I hope she is not playing hillbilly games.

by Herman July 13, 2003

hillbilly

Simple minded, rural and inbred. Poor excuses for homosapiens. Diet Consists of roasted racoon and roadkill. usually has around 12 children, all named cleetus, britney or clancey. Lives in trailers or shacks. often mistaken for game. the combined IQ of a family of hillbilly's often challenges the IQ of the raodkill they eat, which is approximatly how many teeth they have (less then 5)

Phrases often used:
ma (mother)
pa (father)
food (roadkill)
crocodillo (rodent)
spoon (any general tool)
ahuhug (hillbilly laugh)
toilet (sink)
them posh city folk (humans)
aha ahugugh (pass the salt)

only a true hillbilly can point out the direction of 'yonder'
hillbillys often get gas money by selling their truck.

hillbillys are also known as:
rednecks
hicks
yokels
country folk
inbreds
trailer park white trash

'i dun got me some roadkill, ahuhug'
'id rather you be quiet, stupid hillbilly'
'dawng..yous posh city folk..err..ahuhug.'
'look ma...i fund a spoon an its reel shiney like ahug.'

by Deano Griffin July 12, 2006

hillbilly

someone who has a nice little band containing a wash board, a whiskey jug, and two spoons. and also doesn't appreciate when someone is PLAYIN POSSUM.

"ya bettah not be plahyin possum wit me boy"

by olivia September 27, 2003

Hillbilly Stomp

The Hillbilly stomp is a dance created by our HOMETOWN BOYY KID ROCK. "Now people wanna know how to do this dance Lift your legs in the air like you wet your pants
Plant your hands on the top of your butt
And stomp around the woods Like your all fucked up. Download the song Hillbilly Stomp its a great Kid Rock Song

I dont no what the fuck they mean by example lol. DOCK YER BOATS WE'LL DO THE HILLBILLY STOMP

by Windsor_Detroit_Boy October 26, 2008

hillbilly titties

Titties that are lop-sided and hairy. Sometimes the nipples may be pointed in different directions, or moles may be present.

Jane had nice titties, but her friend's titties were hillbilly titties.

by jimmydean69 November 22, 2011

hillbilly hand fucking

the act of shoving ur fist deep into a womans vagina as if fishing for catfish

thats trucker bitch had a nice body so i threw a paper bag over her head and took her hillbilly hand fucking

by E grizzly September 13, 2011

Hillbilly Margarita

Buying a popular brand of water ice,(i.e. Ritas') and adding tequila. Thus saving the hassle of using a blender.

We couldn't afford to go to the bar, so we stayed home and made hillbilly margaritas.

by Timberghost April 23, 2010