dirty jocelyn

When a girl is really into BDSM and tells you to impregnate her while she has a fox tail butt plug up her ass

Man last night I totally pulled a dirty Jocelyn last night and now I think my girl is pregnant

by HarleyQlife.101 April 7, 2020

Jim Joyce'd

1) When something special is taken away by an obvious misdeed.

2) In reference to MLB Umpire Jim Joyce who blew a call at 1st base on the last out of what would have been a perfect Game by a Detroit Tigers pitcher. It was very obvious that the player was out even in real time depsite the replays that also proved it.

3) When an athlete or team is robbed of something special by an offical. Any blown call in a sporting event!

Becky just got Jim Joyce'd in her bid for the piece of art at the auction despite her bid gesture which was overlooked by the auctioneer.

by CrazyCurt June 3, 2010

Jim Joyced

1. To fuck something up. 2. To be obviously wrong. 3. The act of ruining someones lifetime goals

Calling a baserunner safe at first base with 2 outs in the top of the ninth inning when a pitcher is throwing a perfect game. Gallaraga, the pitcher, got Jim Joyced.

by ag58 June 13, 2010

jocelyn

shes the kind of goody goody that always follows the rules so she probably wont end up getting arrested or die or overdosing on heroine yanno? shes most likely a band nerd but a really really cute one. she incredibly tall. shes the best kind of person you can have in your life that will always have your back. she is the ideal bestfriend and will buy you food sometimes.

omg Jocelyn brought me panda express yesterday she so nice.

by jocelynjocesw333jyosi123 October 25, 2018

Joyce Byers

Joyce is a crazy mom who mAkEs EvErY tHiNg SoUnD lIKe ThE eNd Of ThE gOd DaMn WoRlD

Joyce Byers-
season 1: where is my son?!
season 2: what is wrong with my boy?!
season 3: why are my magnets falling of my damn fridge?!

by StrangerThingsStan August 11, 2019

joyelle

the most bad ass cutie you'll ever meet, loves her bbq pop chips and dressing like she just came from the gym, she's not lesbian but she likes those haircuts, don't break her heart bc shell fuck you up, especially if you're a bank teller. although she finds herself in groups with backstabbing bitches don't associate her with them she's caring sweet and generous and her smile will make you're day. when joyelle is around you'll never feel left out.

girl 1: i wish i had the confidence to talk to joyelle
girl 2: she's so sweet I know she seems intimidating but you'll love her!

by yagirlalli March 8, 2016

Joyce

OMG... if you don't know Joyce i feel sorry for you. Joyce is a very beautiful girl, tall, blond, and has hazel eyes. She is absolutely the best person ever. Her body is incredible because she is a sporty girl and love to play/ watch sports. Don’t mistake Joyce as a innocent girl either... she can beat you up at anytime so don't try her or her friends. She may seem like a cute girly girl, but your in trouble if you try to do anything to her. She is a very good friend and you can depend on her whenever. She’s got your back anytime, anywhere, so keep her forever. Oh and she is absolutely the best girlfriend ever. She’s loving and caring and loves to see you as happy as possible and dont worry if you break up, most of the time she will love to stay friends with you. She doesn’t envy people because she knows its not right and its very hard to go down on her enemy list. If you make her mad, then you must have really pissed her off. If you know Joyce KEEP HER FOREVER!!!!!

Boy 1: Holy shit... who’s that steaming hot girl!!!
Boy 2: bruh thats Joyce... every guy wants HER.
Boy 3: Thats some wifey matteral right there. That girls soo sweet and adorable

by GotNameHere September 23, 2020