Jousting

Jousting is a form of fighting for a bird. If your in a pub and you see 4 “guy friends” and 1 girl they all secretly want to have sex with them.

Oi joe mate have you seen that table thats the worst jousting ive ever seen

by Slumpyliam September 25, 2022

Jousting

When two men with an erection run into each other

In midevil times jousting was for men on horses today real jousting takes place when men run into each other with an erection but no horse .

by Flybish May 19, 2022

Jousted

Burst of Dopamine (dihydroxyphenethylamine) in the brain. Can occur from achievement or an amazing experience, example; scoring a touchdown, orgasm, winning the lottery, falling in love, etc.

Can also be stimulated artificially with hydro-chloride (cocaine), or other elicit narcotics such as methamphetamine, Opioid or highly concentrated THC stimulation.

"Look at my man Neon Deion Sanders, that cat is Jousted!"

"I got some fish scale, feel like getting Jousted tonight?"

by MonoOnom May 18, 2016

nipple jousting

When someone has hard nipples

“This is my girlfriend and we love to go nipple jousting”

by Dumbthot42069 August 17, 2019

genticoll jousting

the act of sticking your penis in another guys butt hole for sport

im going over to brads house for genticoll jousting

by master lone wolf May 21, 2016

lattice jousting

Refers to the sound of a man with a lettuce pistol and a woman with a ham wallet cuming together usually associated with a slapping sound (i.e. two or more people, with shaved parts, cuming together)
1)Lattice jouster - one who engages in the act of lattice jousting

"I hear lattice jousting....I want in on that!"

by Gabe Larson May 5, 2008

Mattress Jousting

Yes, it is a game played in college frat parties but has nothing to do with actual jousting. It is the act of two male parteners who are clearly intoxicated partaking in the act of sword fighting (this is where the jousting comes from) with their wangs on a bed (mattress).

It is commonly used as a joke to people who are clearly uninformed about the slang term.

Frat boy: Hey, Jason, do you want to go mattress jousting later on tonight?
Jason: No, I'm not gay
Frat Boy: I am

John's Older Brother: Hey John have you ever gone mattress jousting?
John trying to be cool: Yeah me and steve mattress joust all the time its fun as hell
Steve: I always win
(Arguing over who wins when both are now labeled queers
John's older brother: Wow?

by ogwannabee July 27, 2009