Jousting

being sent a dick pic first as if the sender were jousting towards you. most common on gay dating apps.

I've been jousting all evening and no respone! What gives?

this guy has been jousting me all evening. where's the block button

by sargho August 13, 2019

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Jousting

The modern day version of medieval jousting. Two men mid HANK (highway wank) meeting at completion

I was burning diesel and choking the weasel when we locked eyes, first time I’ve ever been jousting

by Russ gout June 01, 2024

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Jousting

Jousting is a way to spice up thins in the bedroom. It is performed by a male standing atleast 10 feet away and inserting his junk into the female. He cannot slow down it stop it he is DQed.

Bro I was jousting with Stephanie last night and on the third try I totally got it in.

by Joustingfurdays August 25, 2014

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Jousting

The act of lunging one's penis into another. This process can be converted into a sport where two people with erect penises sprint toward each other and collide dicks to see whos penis is stronger. Safety is advised during this activity as someone's penis could implode during the act.

Jamaal: what's wrong cuh
Carlos: my dick exploded
Jamaal: Damn
Carlos: yeah Nick is a beast at jousting
Jamaal: noted

by BitchAssMotherFucker69420 March 09, 2020

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Texas joust

Two erect men compete with there dicks in a bare bottom joust of the penis until one becomes limp. The winner then get the spoiles. (possibly a woman)

I completed in a Texas joust to win the heart of my woman.

by Mmballs October 04, 2021

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