typhoon jockey

its when you screw the faucet of your sink off and put your dick up it and turn it on while you have one of your 3 love mates sucking on your sack
and the two others with both of their feet up your butt hole
putting each others fingers inside their penis holes.

Matt,Ben, and Tyler were having a typhoon jockey last night

by sweet sheets December 23, 2010

pole-jocking

Adjective. To attain favor from someone by being overly gracious. A typical application would be to achieve favor with a celebrity, usually a music artist, to gain a job or be associated with them. See also Brown Nosin'.

that's a real good way to look at it thugnificent but i aint pole-jocking or anything. Boondocks (2007 season 2. The story of thugnificent)

by Jody Mayfield December 26, 2007

jock

A guy who participates in sports. Usually an arrogant bastard who is popular. They usually listen to gangster rap and think they are black. They also think the world would blow itself up if they weren't popular and are fucking rich. They usually own ricers, or fast cars that their parents bought them. They usually have a sister that is a chearleeder who is also popular. He usually fucks her and other cheerleaders.

In other words, an arrogant dumbass who thinks he is DA KING OF DA WORLD.

It's the coolest job to me.....

by DJ-BILLZ March 13, 2005

jock

See: dick.

You are such a friggin' jock!

by Gerardoz! February 27, 2009

jocks

people who will mess with you in a crowd but wont do shit. just embarrass them once and they'll leave you alone for good. The true pussies of society, really stupid a lot of the time so there easy victims when it comes to crime, need to enjoy high school because life's going to butt fuck them soon enough.

jock 1. dude i am going to fuck with that dude with long hair and the slayer shirt over (aka metal head).
jock 2. yeah do it he seems like a easy target.
jock 1. hey pussy give me your wallet.
metal head. pulls out razor hidden in sleeve at cuts jock 1.
metal head. what did you just learn? give me your wallet pussy and never fucking let me see your face or i cut you up so bad your own mom wont recognize you.
jock 1. Shits pants drops wallet and runs
jock 2. also Shits self and runs.
jocks are all dick suckers

by metalheadstranger December 21, 2010

big jock knew

Saying popularised in Glaswegian football, in particular by Old Firm fans. This saying refers to the ex-manager of Celtic Football Club Jock Stein. In the early 1970s, young boys were abused by a youth coach at the club called James Torbett. Stein aka Big Jock is reputeded to have known about this and not reported the matter to the authorities, and also been part of a cover up within Celtic Football Club.

Hence the saying "Big Jock Knew".

Celtic fan : "Ya F***ing hun basturt!"

Rangers fan : "Away ye go ya wee dick. Big Jock Knew!"

by Ronnie The Tim June 18, 2007

Big Jock Knew

Saying/song usually heard at Old Firm games. Refers to ex-celtic manager Jock Stein who is alleged to have previous knowledge about sex abuse at the celtic boys club during the 1970's involving the youth coach James Torbett. He was also accused of having taken part in a cover up at celtic Football Club. The saying can often be heard at football games involving celtic FC.

Commentator: 'And Rangers scores again! Oh, what a crushing defeat for Celtic...'

Celtic fans: *weep*

Rangers fans: 'There's only one Jimmy Torbett,He kissed the boys in the toilet,He Shagged them too,And Big jock Knew,
Walking in a Celtic peado land. Oooooooooooooooooh Big Jock knew, oh Big Jock knew,oh Big Jock knew,oh Big Jock knew,oh Big Jock knew,oh Big Jock knew,oh Big Jock knew,oh Big Jock knew.'

by BiggusJockus May 6, 2008