An annoying tween-pop band that seems to be everywhere; on your tv, supermarket magazine racks, your neighbor's little daughter's backpack, youtube, myspace, etc. They define themselves as "rock" and to their fans, they are "soooooooo cute, smexy, hot, funny, like omj random!! and adorable and sweet and inspiring.
To those of us with an actual musical taste buds and judgment, they make them, well, literally gag.
LOOKS: The Jonas Brothers have the tendency to dress up in brightly colored skinny jeans wow, this will make us look cool and unique!!, awkward vests, and shirts with sleeves rolled up to add the manly effect, usually accessorized by hats, bracelets, and rings. All three have the habit to squint at the camera in pictures for no apparent reason.
Ability: The youngest one, Nick Jonas, sounds like a frog was shoved down his throat and is trying to nurse it back up his throat by squealing followed by occasional yelps that sound like dying pigs. Joe Jonas' voice is still stuck in between in that awkward stage of developing is vocal cords. Kevin Jonas is always seen strumming a guitar even though he plays no role in the band.
Fan Base: Annoying girls who only think they know what the "JB" is really about: inspiration, friendliness, blahblah. But they don't know without Disney channel, the JB wouldn't be anywhere.
Overall, this so-called-band doesn't deserve all the fame and money. Fans need to start growing up and listening to real music, real bands.
To those of us with an actual musical taste buds and judgment, they make them, well, literally gag.
LOOKS: The Jonas Brothers have the tendency to dress up in brightly colored skinny jeans wow, this will make us look cool and unique!!, awkward vests, and shirts with sleeves rolled up to add the manly effect, usually accessorized by hats, bracelets, and rings. All three have the habit to squint at the camera in pictures for no apparent reason.
Ability: The youngest one, Nick Jonas, sounds like a frog was shoved down his throat and is trying to nurse it back up his throat by squealing followed by occasional yelps that sound like dying pigs. Joe Jonas' voice is still stuck in between in that awkward stage of developing is vocal cords. Kevin Jonas is always seen strumming a guitar even though he plays no role in the band.
Fan Base: Annoying girls who only think they know what the "JB" is really about: inspiration, friendliness, blahblah. But they don't know without Disney channel, the JB wouldn't be anywhere.
Overall, this so-called-band doesn't deserve all the fame and money. Fans need to start growing up and listening to real music, real bands.
FAN: omj!! nick is soooooooo cute. - mrs nick jonas!!
FAN2: OMJJJJ i loveeeeee joe he is so funny!!!?!!!
FAN3: JB FAN FUREVER
The Jonas Brothers are yet another result of the tween pop sensations of the extremely greedy Disney channel empire.
FAN2: OMJJJJ i loveeeeee joe he is so funny!!!?!!!
FAN3: JB FAN FUREVER
The Jonas Brothers are yet another result of the tween pop sensations of the extremely greedy Disney channel empire.
by This Spork August 14, 2008
Three gay ass wannabe rock pop singers who have degraded the meaning of rock only in a matter of a couple years, the only reasoned they ever got signed was cause they know how to suck cock.Its a shame the rest of america has fallen under there hypnotic spell, including A list celebrities like Oprah who had the nerve to let them play on her show
12 year old girl: Omg, Jonas brothers are super talented , they like write all there own songs and are an inspiration to america like omg,i could totally see joe hooking up with vanessa hudgens and kevin hooking up with Demi-Levoto like omg totally lol omg totally cool, like omg, best singers ever lol totally
A person walking by: to bad they take it up the bum.....
A person walking by: to bad they take it up the bum.....
by Makaveli Fan September 02, 2008
A horrible "band" made of three gay loser brothers. The older ones a show off and an attention hog, the youngest one expects everyone to feel sorry for him because he has diabetes, and the middle one is flaming fudge packer like his older brother. This fake band has to wear purity rings to let all their preppy 10 year old fans that sex is bad. What a fuckin load of bullshit!!!!!!!
by Santana57 September 24, 2009
The gayest bad in human history. A group of fags who dont have any friends, and must instead hang out with their own brothers. All are extremely ugly and untalented, only Miley Cyrus is slutty enough to date one of them.
Person #1: Hey, I just googled the word "gay", so why did the Jonas Brothers come up for all the results?
Person #2: Dude, where have you been? Everyone knows he Jonas brothers are a bunch of flamming homosexuals
Person #2: Dude, where have you been? Everyone knows he Jonas brothers are a bunch of flamming homosexuals
by JBs_sux August 03, 2008
a rock group, in the USA that shames music. Three brothers (Nick, Joe, and Kevin) playing in a band. Most girls who have bad taste and are tone-deaf listen to theses so called, ''the next Beatles''
even though they are nothing like The Beatles since The Beatles can at least hold a note and went international.
even though they are nothing like The Beatles since The Beatles can at least hold a note and went international.
Hey have you heard of the Jonas Brothers
ummm yeahh the Jonas brothers have no voice, how did they ever get popular?
people have bad taste in music
ohhhhhhhhhh
THE JONAS BROTHERS
ummm yeahh the Jonas brothers have no voice, how did they ever get popular?
people have bad taste in music
ohhhhhhhhhh
THE JONAS BROTHERS
by Huntiong, Jung March 24, 2009
Girl 1:OmiGAWD the Jonas Brothers are so HOT!
Girl 2: What are you smokin? They be a bunch of quir lookin mo fo's
Girl 2: What are you smokin? They be a bunch of quir lookin mo fo's
by jenny.123 August 22, 2008
A whiny, girl filled band with no talent whatsoever. They are like Hannah Montana and think that they can just whine and call it a song. A sorry excuse for the word 'band' or whatever else they wanna classify themselves.
Fan 1: Oh my god!! screams Its the Jonas Brothers!!!
Me: -_- So maybe I should whine and get other whiners to make a band with me?
Fan 1: gasp They don't whine and they are the greatest band ever!!
Fan 2: They're so hot!!!
Me: walks away
Me: -_- So maybe I should whine and get other whiners to make a band with me?
Fan 1: gasp They don't whine and they are the greatest band ever!!
Fan 2: They're so hot!!!
Me: walks away
by Anonymousx0011 August 27, 2008