Jason

Big ass dick sexy abs and great kisser

That Jason is my baby daddy.

by Backedbyscience November 24, 2021

Jason

Jasons. Gay man that has the smallest dick ever. Nearly non-existent. Jasons like to watch hentai and porn and bikes during class. All Jasons have many prostitutes and their parents are usually pimps. Likes to look at abs of men and under skirts of women. Lowkey retarded.

Look at that! Jason's watching gay porn on the family computer again!

by garfield6969 November 02, 2021

Jason

I am a person that has been there done that. and I am eternal. Don't Judge me.

my name is Jason. the only Jason. just like there is truly only one Jesus

by burnout 🔥🔥🔥 420 June 27, 2023

Jason

A man in love with a much older woman. He is very into watching Amish oil changes.

Jason is a sexual deviant for his love of amish oilchanges.

by TheOneWhoKnockz July 24, 2023

Jason

The anime guy who defeats the ender dragon by himself in a server full of friends. Gets embarrassed easily. Oh, and he also starts a lot of wars.

Dont trust Jason in letting you defeat anything by yourself.

by heh_ September 30, 2020

Jason

The synonym of idiot.
Stupid guy

The guy who named Jason always act like a dumb ass

by condom8964 November 22, 2021

Jason

Jason is a pussy ass bitch

Mike: Dude whose Jason
Hunt: Jason’s a pussy ass bitch fuck him

by Pussycuntslayer69 April 27, 2020